leroydb 0 #1 January 21, 2007 10 things idiots do on myspace.... ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting .. is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN Little middleschooler girls who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents quit blaming myspace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before myspace, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it! EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom" QUIT BEING DUMB This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. I always read my bulletinsLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 January 21, 2007 REPOST!!! You've been busted!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 January 21, 2007 guess you have to arrest me then... wait you can't... this is the internet....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 January 21, 2007 ehh... I'll settle for letting you buy me a case of beer if I ever run into youSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 January 21, 2007 You forgot #11. 11. You're a frigg'n idiot for being on myspace in the first place. Its a worthless website that's for teenagers and preditors.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 January 21, 2007 a case my ass... I mean a case of the ass.... maybe "a" beer... if your cute...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #7 January 21, 2007 QuoteYou forgot #11. 11. You're a frigg'n idiot for being on myspace in the first place. Its a worthless website that's for teenagers and preditors. There are alot of dropzone dot com types that are preditors then... have you seen how many are on there? There is also an army golden knights myspace... there are also multiple coperations on myspace... I doubt they are all preditors.... I know I am not...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 January 21, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou forgot #11. 11. You're a frigg'n idiot for being on myspace in the first place. Its a worthless website that's for teenagers and preditors. I doubt they are all preditors.... I know I am not... Quotea case my ass... I mean a case of the ass.... maybe "a" beer... if your cute... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #9 January 21, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou forgot #11. 11. You're a frigg'n idiot for being on myspace in the first place. Its a worthless website that's for teenagers and preditors. I doubt they are all preditors.... I know I am not... Quotea case my ass... I mean a case of the ass.... maybe "a" beer... if your cute... Oh marines don't take well to gay jokes..... Appologies hooahLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 January 21, 2007 Wow, skyventure is an idiot or a predator, so are a lot of dropzones. And apparently my local rock station is too since they have a myspace page. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #11 January 21, 2007 QuoteYou forgot #11. 11. You're a frigg'n idiot for being on myspace in the first place. Its a worthless website that's for teenagers and preditors. oh you are absolutely right. That is all it is.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #12 January 21, 2007 me tooScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 January 21, 2007 Dude, are you bein' moto??? ...and at that, service branch moto???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 January 21, 2007 Wow, yall can really take a joke, huh? Jesus people, if you can't make fun of myspace, the people on them or the "myspace revolution" then who can you make fun of? I don't have a myspace page and don't really enjoy myspace, possibly due to the HUGE flashing adverts on each page, the slow page loads AND the music on everyone's page, but that doesn't mean that the site doesn't have some sort of cultural influence. There are still preditors on that site, just like the rest of the internet. There are idiots, businesses, regular people and all sorts on that site. Well, I guess its the beginning of the end of joking on DZ.com if people (who have known me for many years) can't even tell when I'm joking and take it seriously.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 January 21, 2007 QuoteWow, yall can really take a joke, huh? Jesus people, if you can't make fun of myspace, the people on them or the "myspace revolution" then who can you make fun of? I don't have a myspace page and don't really enjoy myspace, possibly due to the HUGE flashing adverts on each page, the slow page loads AND the music on everyone's page, but that doesn't mean that the site doesn't have some sort of cultural influence. There are still preditors on that site, just like the rest of the internet. There are idiots, businesses, regular people and all sorts on that site. Well, I guess its the beginning of the end of joking on DZ.com if people (who have known me for many years) can't even tell when I'm joking and take it seriously. and therein lies the pun... they were all actually joking with you about being offended that you insulted those on myspace... You're merely a victim of your own foul play...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #16 January 21, 2007 You know. I really wish it were the end of the "it's the end of dropzone.com" whining. But some things just are not in the cards. god I am amusing the hell out of myself this evening.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 21, 2007 Quotegod I am amusing the hell out of myself this evening. You're amusing me too. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #18 January 21, 2007 QuoteQuotegod I am amusing the hell out of myself this evening. You're amusing me too. did he pee on you?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #19 January 21, 2007 ¿Qué usted está hablando? Quotepossibly due to the HUGE flashing adverts on each page, the slow page loads AND the music on everyone's page Life without Firefox must be rough."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 January 21, 2007 Myspace my ass. I have a phone, people. Call me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 January 21, 2007 Naw, I use Firefox and Thunderbird, I just have it setup differently, since turning off the adverts gives hell to some sites that I visit regularly.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #22 January 21, 2007 Quotecan't even tell when I'm joking and take it seriously. POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardCranium 0 #23 January 21, 2007 QuoteWow, skyventure is an idiot or a predator, so are a lot of dropzones. And apparently my local rock station is too since they have a myspace page. Yes, ma'am they are. And anyone who already has a web site and then plays around with amatuerish web pages on Myspace.com are not just idiots, but FUCKING idiots. You can add USPA to that list too, at www.myspace.com/_uspa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #24 January 21, 2007 Quote and therein lies the pun... they were all actually joking with you about being offended that you insulted those on myspace... You're merely a victim of your own foul play... As amusing as this notion is, this 'pun' word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Thanks sunshine. Glad I can bring joy to others. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 January 21, 2007 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
