Andy_Copland 0 #1 January 21, 2007 Naked. Without soiling myself.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #2 January 21, 2007 In bed with my boots on Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 January 21, 2007 Quitely, in my sleep like my grandad.... unlike the passengers on his bus. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #4 January 21, 2007 QuoteQuitely, in my sleep like my grandad.... unlike the passengers on his bus. You forgot to add that the passengers were screaming and filled with absolute terror. F for execution, F for originality. I want to face something I could fight till the end. Getting caught in some type of disaster, getting stranded in some strange situation, maybe even going in."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 January 21, 2007 Bar Steward (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #6 January 21, 2007 Same way my father and now Johnny Gates went. Since I can remember I always thought on my birthday Oct 1. would be cool. Not sure why. Is that weird? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itllclear 1 #7 January 21, 2007 Sudden, massive heart attack @ age 95. In a whorehouse. Knowing that my bank accounts were empty and I paid for the piece of ass with the last bit of limit on my credit cards."Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packertom 0 #8 January 21, 2007 we had a discussion about this the other day at the bar when one guy was talking about his father having his arm torn off by a hay baler... said that's the way he would have wanted to go.. I turned to my friend and told him that it was his job to punch anyone in the face who said that about me unless I went out at 105 suffocated under a pile of naked 18 year old asian girls.. Tom [email protected] www.velocitysportswear.com[email protected] www.velocitysportswear.com What's YOUR Zombie Plan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 January 21, 2007 Quote 105 suffocated under a pile of naked 18 year old asian girls.. Not bad at all. So many people say they want to die doing something they love. F-that! When I die, I hope it's right in the middle of something I hate, so it'll be like a blessing or something. I want to die doing my damn taxes or mowing the lawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 January 22, 2007 Suddenly. It would be nice if that's suddenly when I'm like 110 years old, but if that's not possible, just suddenly would be great, thanks. I don't want my family to suffer for years over me for whatever. It's the sad fate of all of my relatives that have died, and I think it'd be nice if I didn't have to carry on that tradition. -If I had a choice in it, I mean. If I die in a crash or of a stroke or heart attack or something, you'll know it was how I would have 'wanted' to go. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #11 January 22, 2007 Shot at age 98 by a jealous husband....."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #12 January 22, 2007 anything other than a fire. no fire."I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 January 22, 2007 Rooftop sniper with a head shot LOD.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnie 0 #14 January 22, 2007 I'm leaving, like i came here!Alone, Naked ,bloody,and screamingNo matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 January 22, 2007 QuoteSudden, massive heart attack @ age 95. In a whorehouse. Knowing that my bank accounts were empty and I paid for the piece of ass with the last bit of limit on my credit cards. And you have no descendants or surviving family members to pass the debt onto, then it's perfect! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itllclear 1 #16 January 22, 2007 QuoteAnd you have no descendants or surviving family members to pass the debt onto, then it's perfect!Quote Heirs are not responsible for the debts of the deceased. The estate is, but the creditors are SOL if there's nothing in the estate. Of course that means my "heirs" get nothing from me, but they can fend for themselves."Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #17 January 22, 2007 First Class. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
stitch 0 #17 January 22, 2007 First Class. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
