gontleman 0 #1 February 19, 2007 http://search.ebay.com/britney-spears-hair_W0QQfrppZ50QQfsopZ1QQmaxrecordsreturnedZ300 GO! ROFL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #2 February 19, 2007 you don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #3 February 19, 2007 Quoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer.Supply and demand would agree with you. EDIT: At least the supply side of things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 February 19, 2007 "Well, when I came home from [my drugged out party binge] my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while [in case I vomited], but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone [not] to see." I'm honestly wondering whether she will become the next Michael Jackson. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #5 February 19, 2007 Quoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 February 19, 2007 OMG!!!! Micro lives!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 February 19, 2007 QuoteOMG!!!! Micro lives!!!! It's a Fig Newton of your imagination."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #8 February 19, 2007 Or the next Anna Nicole Smith.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #9 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wankerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #11 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wanker I love you too, you fat sterile fuck! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wanker I love you too, you fat sterile fuck! Look "Itty Bitty" WTF is your problem that you have to go all APE SHIT to one of my friends - HUH? WTF?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wanker I love you too, you fat sterile fuck! Come to dublin you little shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wanker I love you too, you fat sterile fuck! Look "Itty Bitty" WTF is your problem that you have to go all APE SHIT to one of my friends - HUH? WTF? Get him Turtle. The poor dude, has a clitoris for a dick and has no hair c'mon, lets give the guy some slack. We miss ya mike. When you next coming to da farmhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 February 19, 2007 Welcome back... where y'been ol'bean? Sorry - I must learn to read a full thread... not that it says much (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteyou don't want to buy that skank's hair, you want some of THIS hair... from a mostly bald, ex-skydiving fat man-turned hobby farmer. Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wanker I love you too, you fat sterile fuck! Look "Itty Bitty" WTF is your problem that you have to go all APE SHIT to one of my friends - HUH? WTF? Get him Turtle. The poor dude, has a clitoris for a dick and has no hair c'mon, lets give the guy some slack. We miss ya mike. When you next coming to da farm sorry, won't be comin to the farm... my life is very different now. the crash of the twin otter at quantum leap woke me up to the fact that i want to spend as much time w/ my kids as i can before they're grown and gone. then i can play in the sky. for now, i've got my farm, we have our horses, my son has his motorbike, and we're having a great time. life couldn't be better. that's one reason i'm not here anymore... i'm with my family every possible moment i can. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 February 19, 2007 Damn - he went and got all NOBLE on us . . . You can go to Dublin, bring the wife and kids and you don't have to jump.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #18 February 19, 2007 I'm honestly wondering whether she will become the next Michael Jackson. YESTERDAY!ROTFLMAO!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 February 19, 2007 QuoteDamn - he went and got all NOBLE on us . . . You can go to Dublin, bring the wife and kids and you don't have to jump. Are you kidding me? Expose my family to the likes of... YOU PEOPLE???? just kiddin man... most skydivers of you are the best people in the world. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 February 19, 2007 he plays over on sonic fat bastards now tell me you are not seriously wearing a pair of bib-n-braces micheal you got ya self a straw hat yetYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteDamn - he went and got all NOBLE on us . . . You can go to Dublin, bring the wife and kids and you don't have to jump. Are you kidding me? Expose my family to the likes of... YOU PEOPLE???? just kiddin man... most skydivers of you are the best people in the world. And the problem is . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 February 19, 2007 Hey everyone has different priorities. Nothing wrong with that mike. Plus, you sucked as a skydiver anyways.lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 February 19, 2007 QuoteHey everyone has different priorities. Nothing wrong with that mike. Plus, you sucked as a skydiver anyways.lol Tell it like it is Skinny!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #24 February 20, 2007 Quotehe plays over on sonic fat bastards now tell me you are not seriously wearing a pair of bib-n-braces micheal you got ya self a straw hat yet actually i haven't been on sonic beef either... bibs n braces? haven't heard them called that yet... i bought them as a joke, since all the other hicks here wear them, but you know, other than looking like a total DOUCHE BAG, they are actually very functional! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #25 February 20, 2007 QuoteHey everyone has different priorities. Nothing wrong with that mike. Plus, you sucked as a skydiver anyways.lol well, that's not what pimps at the farm said I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
