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BillyVance

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Go back 3 days. I accidentally ram my chest into the top of a dining chair when I instinctively reached to catch something falling off the table. It hurts... maybe it's a bruise since it's swelling a little right on the rib just below the right nipple. The pain's not too bad for the next 2 days.

Then today I had to turn quickly to catch my girl who was about to fall off the couch and that's when it really hit me. P.A.I.N. right there where it was hurt before. Hurts like a bitch sneezing and laughing. Hurts to pick the little girl up, etc.

Time to go to the doctor. X-rays confirm a break. Fuck.... fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Of all the damn things that could happen, this happens on a freak accident at home. :S Wife is going to the Px for my pain meds... damn, I hope they're good stuff. [:/]

No fucking Dublin this year for me. >:(




So let me see if I got this straight. They let you reproduce?:o
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THAT SUX!!!!! WHo am i gonna do CRW with :( :( :(

sigh... looks like i'm gonna have to do some freeflying :) :) :)


Seriously, I hope that you feel better soon!!!!

CReW Skes,
bubbles
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Goddamn... stop making me laugh, all of you!!! B|B|B|B|

For a long time I have had a knack for catching something falling before it hits the floor, like Kung Fu catching flies kind of thing. It was just an instinct. Well I just happened to be in just the right place and the chair was just a few inches from my chest. I was picking up a box off the table and tipped over a drinking glass that would have shattered had it hit the floor. I managed to catch it despite jabbing myself on the chair. I may only have cracked it at first, then finished the job today catching my little girl in another swift motion. That would explain the sudden intensity in pain.

Pain meds are a joke. One pill and I don't feel any better. I'm just gonna drink a tall glass of rum and sprite and get a bit of a buzz then go to bed. It's one I've never seen before, some fat brown pill. :|

Anyway, thanks for the well wishes... :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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The real story, we may never know. :o
Yea I HEARD it was something more along the lines of A "tarzan" maneuver involving a loin cloth, the chadelier, a ceiling fan, a bottle of wine & a few other unmentionables! MAYBE we DON'T wanna know the rest of the details!:S:D:D:DROTFLMAO!
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All kidding aside, hope you feel better soon, Bro.
<<<:D, I'm buying this round bill! but ya can't mix it with the pain Rx!:S
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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All kidding aside, hope you feel better soon, Bro.
:D but ya can't mix it with the pain Rx!:S



Just pack a nice pening for yourself - you be a'aight!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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in reply to:So let me see if I got this straight. They let you reproduce? ----
Yea, it was the lesser of two evils it was either let billy Spawn forth offspring, OR let you do the same, obviously they made the wiser choice!:P:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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All kidding aside, hope you feel better soon, Bro.
<<<:D, I'm buying this round bill! but ya can't mix it with the pain Rx!:S



Actually I can. This pain rx sucks ass. I'd rather have a percocet or darvocet, then I wouldn't need the rum or crown royal. :|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Actually I can. This pain rx sucks ass. I'd rather have a percocet or darvocet, then I wouldn't need the rum or crown royal.
Well awe-righty then!B| :S have some wish I could PM them to you Bro, if I could I would!:| Speedy recovery Brother! :D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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...This pain rx sucks ass. I'd rather have a percocet or darvocet, then I wouldn't need the rum or crown royal. :|



Your Doc is a pansy. Go back and tell him to be a man and give you Demerol!

Heal fast Billy...you could come to Dublin anyway just to visit with us and try not to let us throw you into the fire.

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Heres the real Billy Vance.
Bet you thought this was long gone huh Billy ?



Your attachment didn't work, but I'm guessing it was this one? ;)

Blues,
Dave



Damn that Jan Davis, God rest her soul! :P :D
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Heres the real Billy Vance.
Bet you thought this was long gone huh Billy ?



Your attachment didn't work, but I'm guessing it was this one? ;)

Blues,
Dave



Damn that Jan Davis, God rest her soul! :P :D




thats the one. some things are too good to delete.


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