wildcard451 0 #1 March 30, 2007 Going camping? Or just out hunting for trolls? Can't get your torches or campfires to light??? GET SKYBYTCH!!! -Vastly superior to Brand X in all ways. - Easy to use - Fun for the kids - Lights fires to threads like the fields at Sodom and Gomorah... - Warning, do not look directly at the Bytch when in use...you may not survive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 March 30, 2007 But wait, there's more! SKYBYTCH also comes with the Original Rack(TM). That's right, not version 2.0, but the original design as seen at boogies across the United States. Don't wait, get your SKYBYTCH now."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #3 March 30, 2007 Clinical studies have shown that prolonged exposure to SKYBYTCH may cause anal leakage Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 March 30, 2007 Quote Clinical studies have shown that prolonged exposure to SKYBYTCH may cause anal leakage The strap on wasn't my idea dammit!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 March 30, 2007 QuoteClinical studies have shown that prolonged exposure to SKYBYTCH may cause anal leakage Need a tampon . . . Remember not to sneeze.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 March 30, 2007 SKYBYTCH should not be used by children, the elderly, those with heart conditions, hemorrhoids, acne, conjujnctivitys, or anxiety disorders. If you have any of these conditions, please consult your doctor before taking SKYBYTCH."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 March 30, 2007 Do not taunt SKYBYTCH. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 March 30, 2007 QuoteSKYBYTCH should not be used by children, the elderly, those with heart conditions, hemorrhoids, acne, conjujnctivitys, or anxiety disorders. If you have any of these conditions, please consult your doctor before taking SKYBYTCH. That sounds kinda HOT . . . What are you doing tonight - I thought maybe I'd Take a Skybytch and go to bed early. or - Damn - I have got to go take me a Skybytch!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #9 March 30, 2007 Always take SKYBYTCH with plenty of alcohol. And a big pinch of salt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 March 30, 2007 QuoteAlways take SKYBYTCH with plenty of alcohol. And a big pinch of salt. Is it a pinch of salt or a spank of salt?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #11 March 30, 2007 QuoteIs it a pinch of salt or a spank of salt? Yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 March 30, 2007 Terms and conditions apply (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 March 30, 2007 How much would YOU pay for a SKYBYTCH? $10,000? $1,000? $500? WRONG!!! SKYBYTCH can be yours for just 24 easy payments of $429.99. That's right! You get all this plus your SKYBYTCH comes complete with a BLOW JOE absolutely free! Don't wait, call now, operators are standing by."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 March 30, 2007 QuoteHow much would YOU pay for a SKYBYTCH? $10,000? $1,000? $500? WRONG!!! SKYBYTCH can be yours for just 24 easy payments of $429.99. That's right! You get all this plus your SKYBYTCH comes complete with a BLOW JOE absolutely free! Don't wait, call now, operators are standing by. I WANT ONE!!!!! Gotta get me some SKYBYTCH, now! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 March 30, 2007 QuoteHow much would YOU pay for a SKYBYTCH? $10,000? $1,000? $500? WRONG!!! SKYBYTCH can be yours for just 24 easy payments of $429.99. That's right! You get all this plus your SKYBYTCH comes complete with a BLOW JOE absolutely free! Don't wait, call now, operators are standing by. [Fast Talking Voice] This offer revokable at anytime the bytch deems neccessary. All food, beverages, and restraints sold seperately. Must be 18-25 with washboard abs to accept this offer. Canadian residents need not apply. DZ.com is held harmless and is not liable in any way for any damage inflicted in any way. This offer open only to swoopers that are residents of the united states. [/Fast Talking Voice]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #16 March 30, 2007 QuoteHow much would YOU pay for a SKYBYTCH? $10,000? $1,000? $500? WRONG!!! SKYBYTCH can be yours for just 24 easy payments of $429.99. That's right! You get all this plus your SKYBYTCH comes complete with a BLOW JOE absolutely free! Don't wait, call now, operators are standing by. *Some assembly required. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteHow much would YOU pay for a SKYBYTCH? $10,000? $1,000? $500? WRONG!!! SKYBYTCH can be yours for just 24 easy payments of $429.99. That's right! You get all this plus your SKYBYTCH comes complete with a BLOW JOE absolutely free! Don't wait, call now, operators are standing by. *Some assembly required. I knew i forgot something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 March 30, 2007 I know, damn. That fine print gets me every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #19 March 30, 2007 QuoteI know, damn. That fine print gets me every time. I know, damn your fine, gets me every time. /must learn inside voice again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 March 30, 2007 May contain nuts (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 March 30, 2007 QuoteMay contain nuts Or "Pieces of nut and or nuts were used in the making of SKYBYTCH" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #22 March 30, 2007 QuoteBut wait, there's more! SKYBYTCH also comes with the Original Rack(TM). That's right, not version 2.0, but the original design as seen at boogies across the United States. Don't wait, get your SKYBYTCH now. Mine seems to be broken -- never writes, never calls. And I can't find the customer support amail addy at www.skybytch.com; whatever am I to do? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 March 30, 2007 QuoteMine seems to be broken -- never writes, never calls. Shoulda paid for the extended warranty. Oh wait. You did. Nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 March 30, 2007 Take a SKYBYTCH and call me in the morningDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlowJoe 0 #25 March 31, 2007 QuoteThat's right! You get all this plus your SKYBYTCH comes complete with a BLOW JOE absolutely free! Guess I better pack for some road trips!I'm the Great American Hero, dammit! Blow me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
