BillyVance 34 #1 April 19, 2007 It's safe for work, honest!! It's just a stoopid ad with a bad typo in it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #2 April 19, 2007 $104,900? Schweeeet. That's in my price range. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 April 19, 2007 Quote $104,900? Schweeeet. That's in my price range. That's not the kicker... read carefully... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #4 April 19, 2007 Dammit! This just begs for a posting of the link to the Jeff Foxworthy skit about "The Big Deck", but I can't find it on YouTube anymore."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #5 April 19, 2007 Oh.. I read carefully too. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 April 19, 2007 Quote Oh.. I read carefully too. but you like the price? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 April 19, 2007 She lives on the left coast. You cant buy a closet out there for 100 grand. But dammit! Why didn't my real estate agent show me that house?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 April 19, 2007 Quote She lives on the left coast. You cant buy a closet out there for 100 grand. But dammit! Why didn't my real estate agent show me that house?? When it comes to houses, it is the size of your dick that counts! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 April 19, 2007 Think of the parties we could have! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 April 19, 2007 Quote Dammit! This just begs for a posting of the link to the Jeff Foxworthy skit about "The Big Deck", but I can't find it on YouTube anymore. ___________________________________ Talk about 'Deck Envy'! That's a hilarious sketch! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 April 19, 2007 Quote Think of the parties we could have! I dont think I would feel that comfortable around a huge dick thats great for entertaing and sight seeing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #12 April 19, 2007 Quote Quote Dammit! This just begs for a posting of the link to the Jeff Foxworthy skit about "The Big Deck", but I can't find it on YouTube anymore. ___________________________________ Talk about 'Deck Envy'! That's a hilarious sketch! Chuck Found it! http://www.dorks.com/videos/Jeff-Foxworthy-Big-Deck.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 April 19, 2007 I just happen to have an Incredibly Big Deck. The Biggest Deck on the DZ.You should come play on it some time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #14 April 19, 2007 I know! I've seen your big deck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 April 19, 2007 Quote I know! I've seen your big deck! hell, ive seen 10 or more people standing on it, and it didnt collapse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 April 19, 2007 Its one sturdy Deck!! Only the BEST Wood! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 April 19, 2007 Quote Its one sturdy Deck!! Only the BEST Wood! too bad the Deck is so great, yet the pond is so small. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #18 April 19, 2007 Seriously, I think all the others have deck envy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #19 April 19, 2007 Quote I just happen to have an Incredibly Big Deck. The Biggest Deck on the DZ. You know if you've got a lot of money, you don't need a big deck."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 April 19, 2007 Found it! http://www.dorks.com/videos/Jeff-Foxworthy-Big-Deck.html __________________________________ Good job! A classic!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 April 19, 2007 Quote $104,900? Schweeeet. That's in my price range. [shakes head] Karen, Karen, Karen...women don't need to pay for deck! Just wink and you get all the deck you could want for free! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 April 19, 2007 Quote Quote $104,900? Schweeeet. That's in my price range. [shakes head] Karen, Karen, Karen...women don't need to pay for deck! Just wink and you get all the deck you could want for free! Well, women really only need to know one word to get laid: Yes. Cuz if a girl walks up to me, looks me in the eyes, and says "Yes". (not "yes?") Its on! Sadly, they never do that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites