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BillyVance

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Dammit! This just begs for a posting of the link to the Jeff Foxworthy skit about "The Big Deck", but I can't find it on YouTube anymore.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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She lives on the left coast. You cant buy a closet out there for 100 grand.

But dammit! Why didn't my real estate agent show me that house?? :(



When it comes to houses, it is the size of your dick that counts! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Think of the parties we could have! :D



I dont think I would feel that comfortable around a huge dick thats great for entertaing and sight seeing! :S
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Dammit! This just begs for a posting of the link to the Jeff Foxworthy skit about "The Big Deck", but I can't find it on YouTube anymore.


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Talk about 'Deck Envy'!:D That's a hilarious sketch!


Chuck


Found it!

http://www.dorks.com/videos/Jeff-Foxworthy-Big-Deck.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I just happen to have an Incredibly Big Deck. The Biggest Deck on the DZ.:P:D:D



You know if you've got a lot of money, you don't need a big deck.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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$104,900? Schweeeet. That's in my price range.B|



[shakes head] Karen, Karen, Karen...women don't need to pay for deck! Just wink and you get all the deck you could want for free! ;)


Well, women really only need to know one word to get laid:
Yes.


Cuz if a girl walks up to me, looks me in the eyes, and says "Yes". (not "yes?") Its on! B|

Sadly, they never do that. [:/]
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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