ladydyver 0 #26 April 30, 2007 Quote What the heck, post the evidence mmm....I don't think you really want me to do that do you? Attn ladies and gentlemen, your physician today will be DR DIVE and yes that is him feeding the wild lifeDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #27 April 30, 2007 "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #28 April 30, 2007 Hey get out of my thread you sheep lovers!!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #29 April 30, 2007 Ouch, that sounds horrible! I feel really, really sorry for you, and hope that you recover quickly! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #30 April 30, 2007 I think I will live, but I need some pretty ladies to help with physical rehab. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #31 April 30, 2007 Quote I think I will live, but I need some pretty ladies to help with physical rehab. Just be sure you can convince them that the healing wound is not Herpes...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #32 April 30, 2007 Quote It was a wood tick That is so wrong on so many levels.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #33 April 30, 2007 Quote "Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song. There is a song out on country radio right now called "I'd like to check you for ticks". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 April 30, 2007 Quote Quote "Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song. There is a song out on country radio right now called "I'd like to check you for ticks". That there is another reason I can't stand country music. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #35 April 30, 2007 Doug! You crazy fucker. Doug has a tick on his prick! Oh man, wait until the next time I see you buddy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #36 April 30, 2007 Quote Funny you mention that. My girlfriend said she was glad that she didn't sleep with me last night. But I don't think it jumped on for a ride until I put my jeans back on this morning to drive back home. Perhaps you caught it from her.... "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #37 April 30, 2007 Too late did Doug learn that his foreskin had a purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomar 0 #38 April 30, 2007 [Perhaps you caught it from her.... Or the sheep ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #39 April 30, 2007 So was it full of blood or sperm? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #40 April 30, 2007 Quote [Perhaps you caught it from her.... Or the sheep ?? Its not sheep.....its deerDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeter 0 #41 May 1, 2007 Quote "Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song. There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! There's a dozen on my cousin, you can hear those buggers buzzin'. There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #42 May 1, 2007 Doug's got a big tick on his dick, you can see it because his dick isn't that thick. Doug's got a big tick on his dick, he better get it off real quick, because if he doesn't, noone will want a lick.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #43 May 1, 2007 Quote Quote Quote "Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song. There is a song out on country radio right now called "I'd like to check you for ticks". That there is another reason I can't stand country music. ...and thats coming from a deaf guy.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #44 May 1, 2007 Quote Doug's got a big tick on his dick, you can see it because his dick isn't that thick. Doug's got a big tick on his dick, he better get it off real quick, because if he doesn't, noone will want a lick.. You better stop making songs about my penis or I am going to start spreading some gay rumors about you at the DZ. Shesh. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #45 May 1, 2007 I couldn't resist, Doug. You made it too easy! Come meet me at Danielson so I can fuck up some jumps with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
