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Lashawnda Slut Spouse: Dirty Sheets Slut (Edited to add my husband's)

I need to print out a sign that says, "No Smoking in Hallway". It needs to be in Thai. If you've got a translation that I can cut and paste, please pm me. :)

Basic H from Shaklee.

At least she'll get a chance to de-tox.

"Love is Blue" Paul Mauriat

I make it a POINT to walk fast at all times. To work, upstairs, any time I can get my heart rate a little faster during the day...then this? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070502/od_nm/pedestrians_speed_study_odd_dc

There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! There's a dozen on my cousin, you can hear those buggers buzzin'. There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off!"

To me, the first is almost spookey, like a ghost of a jumper who has passed and now has just wings. Very talented woman.

Acid friendly....I've been drinking this H2O Evamor for a while. Tastes good and reduces the acidity of your body. www.evamor.com

Mabel the Pug

That was a TOTAL Freudian Slip. (aka coverup for a typo Steal vs. Steel.) Hmmm...could be a covert procurement. 4 years of being the female version of Cpl. Walter O'Reilly.

Gawd, I remember trying not to laugh while having a grown woman screaming and spitting like a banshee 1 inch from my face. "Bend and Thrusts" for DAYS. Good luck!! Sandy USMC '88-'92 Deployed Units 1st and 3rd FSSG's "Steal don't fly without supply."

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wouldnt that your arsehole? I am laughing so hard I think I broke a rib...

Pants.