pilotholder 0 #1 May 6, 2007 My senior prom is coming up and i dont have an idea on how im going to ask her to prom. Any idea's?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 May 6, 2007 QuoteMy senior prom is coming up and i dont have an idea on how im going to ask her to prom. Any idea's?? Hey, would you like to goto the prom with me. Never fails.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 May 6, 2007 "Hey, would you like to go to prom with me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 May 6, 2007 Quote Never fails. I'm going to test this theory out. I bet it fails (or Brandy kicks my ass). Lee, would you like to go to the prom with me?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #5 May 6, 2007 Skip prom and go skydiving. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 May 6, 2007 Quote Quote Never fails. I'm going to test this theory out. I bet it fails (or Brandy kicks my ass). Lee, would you like to go to the prom with me? sure why not, i need return flights and i will need a limo picking me uphttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 May 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Never fails. I'm going to test this theory out. I bet it fails (or Brandy kicks my ass). Lee, would you like to go to the prom with me? sure why not, i need return flights and i will need a limo picking me up Woo hoo I have a prom date. Now all I need to find is a prom. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 May 6, 2007 see all you have to do is askhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #9 May 6, 2007 go to this site http://promdress.net/ The site is dedicated to everything prom. Richard Calo, the organizer of the site, wrote a book "the original first book of prom" you can order it there. the book is very good. It is full of stories about how the person was asked, what their prom was like, etc, etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 May 6, 2007 Quote see all you have to do is ask Perhaps we've inspired the original poster. See, pilotholder, if I can get a married man who lives on the other side of the country to go to my prom with me when I don't even HAVE a prom to go to, surely it'll be MUCH easier for you to get a date."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #11 May 6, 2007 see krissane you stole me with your avatar.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #12 May 7, 2007 Just hire a hooker-you'll come out cheaper in the long run See Sig Line for clarificationI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #13 May 7, 2007 just look in her eyes and ask Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 May 7, 2007 On a marginally related note, there's a nice little story on CNN.com right now about a girl who took her dad to prom, days before his deployment to Iraq. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 May 7, 2007 Go to her house late at night, throw pebbles at her window until she wakes and opens it. When she peers out say... "I'm sure you'd look much prettier if you clean yourself up and go to the prom with me" If she doesn't throw shoes back at you, you're in! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #16 May 8, 2007 QuoteGo to her house late at night, throw pebbles at her window until she wakes and opens it. When she peers out say... "I'm sure you'd look much prettier if you clean yourself up and go to the prom with me" If she doesn't throw shoes back at you, you're in! Do everything except when she peers out say "Hey, you look a little on the heavy side. If you say yes to go to the prom with me, you'll have all this time to lose some weight and fit into a decent size dress so you can look better as my arm ornament." That seems to gets them all the time. Let me know how that works out. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #17 May 8, 2007 Hit her with your wang.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #18 May 8, 2007 Go and stand outside her bedroom window while holding an oversized boombox over your head playing "In Your Eyes" Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #19 May 8, 2007 Quote Go and stand outside her bedroom window while holding an oversized boombox over your head playing "In Your Eyes" Have your girlfriend ask you to ask her to the prom. Make sure she's elected queen. Then dump a bucket of pig's blood on her when she's onstage.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #20 May 8, 2007 Not to toot my own horn here, but i was notorious for asking my (now ex) girlfriend to dances. Here are the ones that are basically legendary, some based off old ideas: 1) I gave her a HUGE tub of butter. Wrote a poem, laminated it, cut it into pieces and mixed it into the tub of butter. After she dug through and pieced the poem together, she was crushed to find the poem basically said I wasn't asking her to prom yet. That night, I went to her house and we watched a movie. Half way through, i popped popcorn and slipped another note into the bowl. She pulled it out and it read: "Just thought i'd BUTTER you up before i POPPED the big question." Then I asked her. 2) B asically did the same thing, except with a giant bag of flower. Except this time, i didn't bother to write anything, just lots of pieces of paper. The next day when she was out shopping, i found her car in a parking lot and left a big flower on her car with a note reading : "Oops, wrong flower." then i asked her. 3) I stole an Olive Garden menu. I scanned it into my computer and added my own menu item, right underneath what she usually orders. It said something along the lines of: "PROM NIGHT: one fun-filled night of something and something else i don't remember or care about anymore." 4) i made a series of pictures of objects or phrases that phonetically sounded like "Will you go to prom with me." (picture of a whale, uncle sam pointing, a green traffic light, a peace sign, i don't remember what i did for 'prom,' a picture of a road with a symbol indicating the 'width,' and finally I made a shirt with an arrow pointing to my head). i set all these things up in a public area and sat on a chair for a fucking hour waiitng for her to show up to school, which she was so kindly late for that day. Feel free to steal any of these ideas. No more dances for me. Glad i don't have to propose to her.... no idea WTF I woulda done then.It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 May 8, 2007 Put an ad on the bulletin board that reads: pilotholder lined up a limo, a fifth of jack Daniels and a hotel room. Call pilotholder at 123-4567.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #22 May 8, 2007 That sounds like you want to go to the prom with himI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 May 8, 2007 If he's got a limo and a fifth of JD, maybe. No, not really, so I fixed it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #24 May 8, 2007 Quote My senior prom is coming up and i dont have an idea on how im going to ask her to prom. Any idea's?? Take her to the 7-11. While youre in the parking lot consuming the 40 you just had the streetbum buy for you.....say....."ya know, you dont sweat much for a fat chick...will go to the prom with me?" bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
