Andy_Copland 0 #1 May 14, 2007 Well one month left and enough money to splurge on a few more jumps. The Farm is having an all you can jump for $139 i believe, that will be on the 18th if im correct so im looking forward to that But.. No more going across the border to Alabama with my redneck buddy Vint to get beer on a sunday No more watching Skinny cry when he loses at poker, or goofyjumper beating his arse when he gets all cocky to her. No more boomsticks! No more riding in the back of redneck trucks on a warm night trying to drink a beer with wind howling it up my nose. No more fast planes. No more retarded fast food workers asking if im Australian. No more fast food establishments every 5 paces Looks like im going to be laying brick and labouring for a couple of months just to come back Im a happy chappy but getting more and more depressed thinking about the 8000 miles back. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 May 14, 2007 Well now, I take it the whole marriage thing isn't working out for you then.That's odd, rockmart and cedartown have plenty of girls for you. I should be there this weekend. We'll have to get some jumps together. and WTF, you're not Australian!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 May 14, 2007 Yea except im British and still have more teeth than them I'll be jumping my tits off so im sure we'll get some in 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 May 14, 2007 It's not too late for the green card. You could get a job in Georgia at McDonalds and ask them fockers if they're from New York City. Jump your tits, off, dude...you don't need 'em anyway. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 May 14, 2007 Oh i nearly forgot. No more Popsjumper walking around in speedo's getting some sun 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #6 May 14, 2007 So don't go home....... live at the DZ, then you & Popsjumper both can wear speedos and get some sun! Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 May 14, 2007 My god man, you have another month before you leave and you're already bitching and moaning about it? Do you seriously want us all to ignore your posts for the next month? Do you need a hormone injection? What the fuck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 May 14, 2007 I still want to come and go as i please. I dont wanna leave in August for my sisters wedding for customs to say "well see ya, you cant come back because you should of been gone a couple of months ago" And im getting plenty of sun, infact i only just climatised to this place which is really gonna piss me off when i go home 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 May 14, 2007 You love me1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 May 14, 2007 Quote ...And im getting plenty of sun... I thought the pic was going to be of your "redneck" tan. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #11 May 14, 2007 Quote Oh i nearly forgot.No more Popsjumper walking around in speedo's getting some sun You mean I missed Popsjumper walking around in a speedo.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 May 14, 2007 He had his shorts yanked way up laying out on the grass one morning, not a good hangover cure Pops: Im nearly rid of that farmer tan, the necks evened out a bit 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 May 14, 2007 Linder has no room to talk.. he didnt want to go home after Dublin. I kept coming home from work and finding him on my couch playing playstation with my roommate. I kept thinking.. what is wrong with this picture.. the women are at work and the boys are on the couch. jk Linder.. you know you're welcome to couch surf anytime.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 May 14, 2007 Quote[...You mean I missed Popsjumper walking around in a speedo.... You still have your eyesight, don't you?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 May 14, 2007 You've been on vacation a few MONTHS and expect ANYONE to feel bad for you?!? What, are you psycho or something?!?! My vacation was 4 days and it was MAHVELOUS!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #16 May 14, 2007 Thanks Kitty, you're way too good to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #17 May 14, 2007 Quote He had his shorts yanked way up Oh thats just how old men wear their pants, ya know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #18 May 14, 2007 You had better start serenading some Georgia sweet thang... I Don't Wanna Go Home I see the hour's getting kinda late I know you've got to get to work by eight Yes I know But I don't wanna go home I wish you'd ask me to spend the night It may be wrong and it may be right I don't know But I don't wanna go home 'Cause when I'm with you the time just goes by so fast Each time I kiss you I pray it won't be the last So if you ask me to go I will But I don't wanna go home Yes if you ask me you know I will But I don't wanna go home I wanna hold you close to me You wouldn't ask me to spend the night You may be wrong or you may be right I don't know But I don't wanna go home The day I found you I thought my ship had arrived 'Cause when I'm around you you make me feel so alive So if you ask me to go I will But I don't wanna go home Yes if you ask me you know I will But I don't wanna go home I wanna hold you close to meWhat do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 May 14, 2007 Quote Quote He had his shorts yanked way up ....Oh thats just how old men wear their pants, ya know. Oh, I'm crushed. Kitty, Kitty...where's the love? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #20 May 14, 2007 Quote And im getting plenty of sun, infact you actually DO look Australian scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #21 May 14, 2007 I was with a Russian jumper in the petrol station (i refuse to say gas station) and this chick asked if i was Australian. I calmly said "See the Kangaroo with the odd looking expression on his face at pump 6? he's mine and hes doing that as he has a pump in his arse" She blankly looked out the window and then me again with the biggest look of confusion on her face.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 May 14, 2007 Enkoy Britain and its awesome jumping Maybe you could catch up with a few of your snooty ass base jumpers for a beer. The only good thing about going back to England is for the pubs and sunday dinner after that the best thing from england is passport control and the duty free shop on the way back to the states. I KNOW what you will be going through. You could always get a job in the midget porn business i guess http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #23 May 14, 2007 > Oy!! What are we, chopped liver.... on second thoughts, don't answer that (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 May 14, 2007 Quote > Oy!! What are we, chopped liver.... on second thoughts, don't answer that What pikey isn't telling you is his ohio piece of ass got tired of the little fellow and he has run out of money. He a resorted to living on a little boat in the river fishing for his lunch. Oh yes, in the picture he is all smiles but deep down the picture tells a different storyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 May 14, 2007 Quote What pikey isn't telling you is his ohio piece of ass got tired of the little fellow and he has run out of money. He a resorted to living on a little boat in the river fishing for his lunch. Oh yes, in the picture he is all smiles but deep down the picture tells a different story See This Thread. It tells the rest of the story. Poor Pikey Bastard reduced to Drinkin Bud Light. And cant handle that even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
