Icon134 0 #1 May 8, 2007 that so many things in life involve a 2 steps forward only to end up having to take one step back later... and ultimately leave me feeling a little dejected... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 May 8, 2007 use less thrust. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bnacrazywoman 0 #3 May 8, 2007 Scott Do you need a hug? BN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 May 8, 2007 Quote Scott Do you need a hug? BN Hey I can always use a good Hug!!! Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 May 8, 2007 Because you touch yourself at night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #6 May 8, 2007 At least your at a net gain of one step and getting somewhere. I'm currently back peddling as fast as I can as just to not fall over. Here's been my last 7 days: Wednesday: $916 repair car Wednesday night: Dog throws up five times Thursday: Dog craps in house. Friday: Dog craps in house again. Saturday: Stupid winds pick up and I didn't quite get my goal of doing 200 jumps my first year Saturday night: Dog still sick and now has puked in the clubhouse at the dz four times, in her kennel and crapped in the bf's house (and when I'm saying crap...I mean major running, pissin' out your A-hole fun). Sunday: Bring dog to vet for $230 bill. This AM: Car breaks down about a 1 mile from work. With the tow charge and probably the alternator (symptoms point in that direction), I'll have another bill for $350. I'm not sure how I'm going to get home or how I'm going to go to get my car picked up. I had to bow out of my first 4 way competition on the 19th because of my unexpected up the ass bills in the last 7 days and leave my team and since my dog has gotten all her medication on Sunday night, she hasn't pooped yet. Taking two steps forward and one step back seems like a pretty damn good thing right now. Sorry...going back to my silent moppy place... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #7 May 8, 2007 Quote that so many things in life involve a 2 steps forward only to end up having to take one step back later... and ultimately leave me feeling a little dejected... Only one step back? I'd say you're making progress at least! Suck it up, cupcake. Lose the skirt and get a helmet - life's tough. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 May 8, 2007 Have you been listening to country music again?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bnacrazywoman 0 #9 May 8, 2007 I'll be making some training jumps tonight. If you want to join me, be at SGC just after 5PM and feel the love or the wind in your face. Whichever. BN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 May 8, 2007 Quote Because you touch yourself at night. you don't? what do you have servant girls to bathe and dress you? (you know like in the movie "Coming to America") Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #12 May 8, 2007 Quote Ouch! He just needs some tough love If this C-5 circles my office 6 or 7 more times, I'm going to head over to the base and see if I can hop on a few loads - seems like a perfectly good waste of fuel for something that big to just go in circles all day.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 May 8, 2007 Quote Sorry...going back to my silent moppy place... OK... so... I'm feeling kind of bad now... and... no, stitch, I haven't been listening to country.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bnacrazywoman 0 #14 May 8, 2007 Yeah, that would be a nice one to have in your log book. BN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 May 8, 2007 Thanks a ton for getting this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk stuck in my head I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 May 8, 2007 Quote Yeah, that would be a nice one to have in your log book. I'm not sure I'll be able to make it out this evening... since my original plans for the afternoon/evening didn't work out I'm going to get my back yard cleaned up... (and I think I might actually breakdown and buy myself a weedeater... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #17 May 8, 2007 Dude!! Screw the backyard and go jump!! Since the weather here's shitty, I think I'll... "..take a look at my enormous penis, and watch my troubles start a meltin' away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 May 8, 2007 Quote Have you been listening to country music again?? Two steps forward, one back... Sounds like Line Dancin' to me... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 May 8, 2007 Quote At least your at a net gain of one step and getting somewhere. I'm currently back peddling as fast as I can as just to not fall over. Here's been my last 7 days: Wednesday: $916 repair car Wednesday night: Dog throws up five times Thursday: Dog craps in house. Friday: Dog craps in house again. Saturday: Stupid winds pick up and I didn't quite get my goal of doing 200 jumps my first year Saturday night: Dog still sick and now has puked in the clubhouse at the dz four times, in her kennel and crapped in the bf's house (and when I'm saying crap...I mean major running, pissin' out your A-hole fun). Sunday: Bring dog to vet for $230 bill. This AM: Car breaks down about a 1 mile from work. With the tow charge and probably the alternator (symptoms point in that direction), I'll have another bill for $350. I'm not sure how I'm going to get home or how I'm going to go to get my car picked up. I had to bow out of my first 4 way competition on the 19th because of my unexpected up the ass bills in the last 7 days and leave my team and since my dog has gotten all her medication on Sunday night, she hasn't pooped yet. Taking two steps forward and one step back seems like a pretty damn good thing right now. Sorry...going back to my silent moppy place... And not one of those things is a REAL concern (purhaps the dog) how sad you didnt make 200 in 12 months, how sad you cant make your 1st 4way comp, how sad you can afford to pay your car and vet bill Everyones worries should be so sad as yoursYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 May 8, 2007 Quote Dude!! Screw the backyard and go jump!! Since the weather here's shitty, I think I'll... "..take a look at my enormous penis, and watch my troubles start a meltin' away well now if you're gonna suggest listening to that song... you could have at least pointed the link to something skydiving related... http://www.scottgunshell.com/Vids/03june06.wmv Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #21 May 8, 2007 Quote well now if you're gonna suggest listening to that song... you could have at least pointed the link to something skydiving related... http://www.scottgunshell.com/Vids/03june06.wmv Sorry bro . Your vid was the first I heard that song, love the 4-way falling thru the industrial haze . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 May 8, 2007 Life sucks, deal with it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 May 9, 2007 Quote~Sunny There's no crying in crab fishing The hard is what makes it fun. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #24 May 9, 2007 [reply The hard is what makes it fun. Truer words never said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #25 May 9, 2007 Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. All: And then a step to the right. Narrator: Put your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
