ntrprnr 0 #1 May 24, 2007 From PopBitch today: http://www.popbitch.com Eastenders' Michelle Ryan scores the lead role in the re-make of the Bionic Woman. The show is much praised and secures a prime-time run on NBC. In the show Michelle is a super-fit tennis pro, who gets a $50 million bionic body after a skydiving accident which gives her super-strength. Executives from other networks and at least one top casting agent have been heard gossiping this week about Michelle's "massive weight problem". Because, of course, a sportswoman should look just like Nicole Richie. Women just can't win in LA._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #2 May 24, 2007 isn't that what happened to the orginal Bionic Woman too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #3 May 24, 2007 Yah, I knew that one was coming once they announced the series. One side note to Bionic Woman is Katee Sackhoff from BattleStar will have a role on it too.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #4 May 24, 2007 Quote In the show Michelle is a super-fit tennis pro, who gets a $50 million bionic body after a skydiving accident which gives her super-strength. sigh - that's because that is how it happened in the original series ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #5 May 24, 2007 Bad news kids.... In this version, she got hurt in a car accident! http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/Bionic_Woman/ "Struggling as a bartender and surrogate mom to her teen-aged sister, Jaime Sommers didn't think life could get much harder. But when a devastating car accident leaves her at death's door, Jaime's only hope of survival is through a cutting-edge, top-secret technology that comes at a hefty price. With a whole new existence and a debt to repay, Jaime must figure out how to use her extraordinary abilities for good, while weighing the personal sacrifices she will have to make. Ultimately, it's Jaime's journey of self-discovery and inner strength that will help her embrace her new life as...The Bionic Woman."Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 May 24, 2007 QuoteBad news kids.... In this version, she got hurt in a car accident! http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/Bionic_Woman/ "Struggling as a bartender and surrogate mom to her teen-aged sister, Jaime Sommers didn't think life could get much harder. But when a devastating car accident leaves her at death's door, Jaime's only hope of survival is through a cutting-edge, top-secret technology that comes at a hefty price. With a whole new existence and a debt to repay, Jaime must figure out how to use her extraordinary abilities for good, while weighing the personal sacrifices she will have to make. Ultimately, it's Jaime's journey of self-discovery and inner strength that will help her embrace her new life as...The Bionic Woman." Fucking weak! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #7 May 24, 2007 Ummm...thats what happened to the first one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #8 May 24, 2007 she's a screamer too.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54E40ctL9wY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 May 24, 2007 Quote Ummm...thats what happened to the first one. Yeah...and she was a hot Skydiver Babe type! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #10 May 24, 2007 funny...I was just watching that clip! including looking up the tail number! http://registry.faa.gov/aircraftinquiry/NNumSQL.asp?NNumbertxt=5794A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 May 24, 2007 if i click the first link, i get this picture!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 May 24, 2007 Quote funny...I was just watching that clip! including looking up the tail number! http://registry.faa.gov/aircraftinquiry/NNumSQL.asp?NNumbertxt=5794A ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 May 24, 2007 More of the new BW!! I'd hit it!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwR6zymB2ak&NR=1 "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 May 24, 2007 Quote More of the new BW!! I'd hit it!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwR6zymB2ak&NR=1 Wow!Blue eyed bionic boobie babe! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #15 May 24, 2007 bionic boobies???? count me in!wait a sec.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #16 May 24, 2007 ***Bad news kids.... In this version, she got hurt in a car accident! http://www.nbc.com/...review/Bionic_Woman/ "Struggling as a bartender and surrogate mom to her teen-aged sister, Jaime Sommers didn't think life could get much harder. But when a devastating car accident leaves her at death's door, Jaime's only hope of survival is through a cutting-edge, top-secret technology that comes at a hefty price. *** Hmm... Think I could apply for a bionic foot then?? PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #17 May 24, 2007 That clip is very realistic. It is a two way with video. Here is how the bottom end goes: 1. She points at her altimeter, letting Steve Austin know they are low. 2. They fly together for one more point rather than tracking off. 3. They pull without tracking and hose the camera guy. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #18 May 24, 2007 Quote isn't that what happened to the orginal Bionic Woman too? Yep. Don't sigh folks. They're keeping true to the original series. I wonder if she'll have "Max" her bionic dog... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 May 24, 2007 Quote That clip is very realistic. It is a two way with video. Here is how the bottom end goes: 1. She points at her altimeter, letting Steve Austin know they are low. 2. They fly together for one more point rather than tracking off. 3. They pull without tracking and hose the camera guy. You're right...more realistic than it appears! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #20 May 24, 2007 Quote Quote Ummm...thats what happened to the first one. Yeah...and she was a hot Skydiver Babe type! lol, that was a funny accident. The canopy reverted to a snivel just before landing. I hate it when that happens |>.Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 May 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Ummm...thats what happened to the first one. Yeah...and she was a hot Skydiver Babe type! lol, that was a funny accident. The canopy reverted to a snivel just before landing. I hate it when that happens Yeah...and it CHANGED colors! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #22 May 24, 2007 the altimiter showed like 8,000 ft. I guess that's low in wuffo eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #23 May 26, 2007 Quote the altimiter showed like 8,000 ft. I guess that's low in wuffo eyes. According to Pat Works skydivers in that era (in his group) would deploy around 1,000' "unless they were close". They'd go for another point if they were, -then- deploy. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #24 May 26, 2007 No, no ... at a grand you blew off the formation and tracked for the afterstar.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 May 26, 2007 Yeah...Yeah...THEN turned a series! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
