normiss 622 #1 June 25, 2007 Someone did this past weekend in Z-hizzie....nice pink chunks...even the tandem passengers laughed. silly freefly kids I'm curious what the pink drink was the night before...and next time, please stick your head out of the open door! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 June 25, 2007 Ewwww, that's disgusting! Some people's kids. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #3 June 25, 2007 Yes, yes it was. Not very considerate given the person was sitting in the open frigging door! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #4 June 25, 2007 So, if she threw up outside the door, would it make it to the ground or would it break up before it reached the ground? I'm just wondering if someone could be sitting there and all the sudden have barf missles on them!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #5 June 25, 2007 Would that be better or worse than the wet spot left from the cleanup? Next person sitting by the door HAD to end up with a damp, putrid smelling ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #6 June 25, 2007 I don't know but I think I'm done with this thread about puke. I think I've reached a personal low for this website. Twenty thousand posts of being pure and innocent and now look at the path you brought me down. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 June 25, 2007 Those SW Florida boys... The plane smelled really gross after that. Sticking his head out the door...I envision: Swirls of puke spraying back into the open door and soaking tandems and pilots. The puke, on this day, would have mixed in nicely with the rain and flown unnoticably to the ground in a fine, pink mist. It may have even contributed to the heavy-in-the-red rainbows we were seeing. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #8 June 25, 2007 There's more than one use for a helmet Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #9 June 25, 2007 I seem to recall a previous use of the word "rimmed"...I thought that was your low point....maybe I'm wrong...it's been known to happen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 June 25, 2007 You made me do a search of my own name. I was talking about martinis! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #11 June 25, 2007 you said moist too....stop talking dirty on here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #12 June 25, 2007 You used to like... stop bringing me down to your level, you're a bad, bad man! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 June 25, 2007 I almost did once, thanks to bryangoesboom and his brilliant idea of waking up at the 10 minute call for the first load. Asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 June 25, 2007 Quote I don't know but I think I'm done with this thread about puke. I think I've reached a personal low for this website. Twenty thousand posts of being pure and innocent and now look at the path you brought me down. Should have made your 20,000th post in here! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 June 25, 2007 Not only have I seen it happen, I had to wash my jumpsuit afterward.Nasty! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 June 25, 2007 Quote Not very considerate given the person was sitting in the open frigging door! Not very considerate to be jumping in that condition and putting everyone else in danger. If she's so hungover that she's puking, then she's too altered to be jumping. Ok, I'll stop being the fun police now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #17 June 25, 2007 Quote I almost did once, thanks to bryangoesboom and his brilliant idea of waking up at the 10 minute call for the first load. Asshole. Thats what im here forWorst ride to altitude ever Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #18 June 25, 2007 From what I heard, he did stick his head out the door, but the relative wind tossed it back inside "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #19 June 25, 2007 interesting choice of words there Marc....! given where he was sitting, I would think the person to his right would have gotten covered if it was relative wind directed....you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #20 June 25, 2007 From what the girl freeflying with him said.....she saw this weird stuff flying in from the door then realized what it was as it hit them!another good reason for using a full face helmet!!and that is enuf of this topic for me!! yuck! "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #21 June 25, 2007 Thats when you beat the living hell out of those loser punks and when they land, pull their reserve. At least thats what they did to em' when i started out ! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 June 25, 2007 This has been done... You know those little cans of Dinty Moore beef stew? Empty one into a baggie and carry it in your helmet. (When everyone wore frap hats, this was easier) Then, fake barfing into your hat. Then, have an accomplice look over, pick out a little brown chunk at flip it in his mouth. Pause for effect... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 June 25, 2007 Well, he was a little guy. I always feel bad for little guys. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #24 June 26, 2007 Quote This has been done... You know those little cans of Dinty Moore beef stew? Empty one into a baggie and carry it in your helmet. (When everyone wore frap hats, this was easier) Then, fake barfing into your hat. Then, have an accomplice look over, pick out a little brown chunk at flip it in his mouth. Pause for effect... bwahahaha i'm so going to do this. we've had a guy puking out of a cessna. he hung his head out the door and everyone else held onto him while he puked. none came back in. I think the trick is to get the entire head outside the aircraft MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 June 26, 2007 Quote Quote This has been done... You know those little cans of Dinty Moore beef stew? Empty one into a baggie and carry it in your helmet. (When everyone wore frap hats, this was easier) Then, fake barfing into your hat. Then, have an accomplice look over, pick out a little brown chunk at flip it in his mouth. Pause for effect... bwahahaha i'm so going to do this. we've had a guy puking out of a cessna. he hung his head out the door and everyone else held onto him while he puked. none came back in. I think the trick is to get the entire head outside the aircraft And just below the fuselage... you don't want puke streaming across the fuselage behind the door. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
