normiss 622 #1 July 10, 2007 With requiremnts like these, it's like being Queen of the world! poor Elvis, I hope she isn't THIS demanding at home! SERIOUSLY??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #2 July 10, 2007 Oh please, that's nothing compared to the demands of some. You just have no idea until you've worked with some... Barry Manilow demands that the pressure be turned up on all the water in a place so when he flushes he doesn't have to ever smell his own poo. Some stars demand that the theatre rooms be washed down with seltzer water no matter how well it's been clean. Another requires anything made or from an animal be banned from theatre no matter what it is... or who is eating it or wearing it... there is just no accounting for the waste and madness of a famous person. Talk about green or the stress on the environment we each create, check out how much trash people like Madonna leave? 100,000's of tons compared to our 7-10 tons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 July 10, 2007 poor Elvis and his wino hag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmoothAl 0 #4 July 10, 2007 Yeah, that's a pretty standard rider. When my girlfriend and I were working at The Staples Center I got to see some pretty funny stuff on those riders. She's got some stories that would make you laugh about some of the requests made by artists. Good times, good times. SA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #5 July 10, 2007 QuoteOh please, that's nothing compared to the demands of some. You just have no idea until you've worked with some... DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH MR. DIAMOND ANYWHERE BACKSTAGE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #6 July 10, 2007 how the hell is the common man supposed to keep all the "star rules" straight??? Madonna fucking fuckwits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #7 July 11, 2007 I used to work for the Ritz Carlton Hotel company and I have seen far worse than that! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #8 July 11, 2007 my friend had to pick out all of the brown M&M's for Cher. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #9 July 11, 2007 now heres the worst part, who the hell is this woman and why does she get to make demands like that, i think i should be allowed to make demands too! i want my blanky! :PJewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 July 11, 2007 I noticed the requirement of Nestle's Good Start baby formula ONLY... That's not unreasonable. My kid could only keep that one down. But DAMN... the nanny could bring her own stash! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #11 July 11, 2007 Quote With requiremnts like these, it's like being Queen of the world! poor Elvis, I hope she isn't THIS demanding at home! SERIOUSLY??? why are you going on tour with her?............good luckI pretty much highly dislike all famous people...........not because they make in a month what we make in a lifetime........but because when they have money, all of a sudden they can't live without all this "stuff" I just think its total bullshit 50 grand a year, my friends and my family and skydiving gear would make me the happiest man alive Edited for typo'sDialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 July 11, 2007 QuoteQuote I pretty much highly dislike all famous people, because when they have money, all of a sudden they can't live without all this "stuff" I just think its total bullshit You got THAT right."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #13 July 11, 2007 I couldnt work with people like that. even if I was just some lowly stage hand. If I walked past Mr Diamond I would look him in the eye and say "hey" I would put brown M&M's in chers food...all of her food. and I would use my dirty hands to place them there.I would shit in a bucket and leave it in B manilow's dressing room.Then I would drink a glass of wine with D Krall. and if they didnt like it....I would give them a list of my demands. Well, actually DEMAND (singular) DEMAND #1 YOU ARE NOT SO FUCKING SPECIAL THAT YOU CAN TREAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE LOWER SPECIES. GET OVER YOURSELF. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #14 July 11, 2007 My hero! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RALFFERS 0 #15 July 11, 2007 Quote I couldnt work with people like that. even if I was just some lowly stage hand. If I walked past Mr Diamond I would look him in the eye and say "hey" I would put brown M&M's in chers food...all of her food. and I would use my dirty hands to place them there.I would shit in a bucket and leave it in B manilow's dressing room.Then I would drink a glass of wine with D Krall. and if they didnt like it....I would give them a list of my demands. Well, actually DEMAND (singular) DEMAND #1 YOU ARE NOT SO FUCKING SPECIAL THAT YOU CAN TREAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE LOWER SPECIES. GET OVER YOURSELF. I like the way you thinkedited for typo's..........againDialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #16 July 11, 2007 it actually makes me want to get a job doing that stuff just so I can take my cam corder and film these idiots while i do that stuff. lolMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #17 July 11, 2007 Quote I would shit in a bucket and leave it in B manilow's dressing room. A-HA!!! You're actually Walt's sock puppet, aren't you??? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #18 July 11, 2007 so it would seem My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jtval 0 #13 July 11, 2007 I couldnt work with people like that. even if I was just some lowly stage hand. If I walked past Mr Diamond I would look him in the eye and say "hey" I would put brown M&M's in chers food...all of her food. and I would use my dirty hands to place them there.I would shit in a bucket and leave it in B manilow's dressing room.Then I would drink a glass of wine with D Krall. and if they didnt like it....I would give them a list of my demands. Well, actually DEMAND (singular) DEMAND #1 YOU ARE NOT SO FUCKING SPECIAL THAT YOU CAN TREAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE LOWER SPECIES. GET OVER YOURSELF. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 July 11, 2007 My hero! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #15 July 11, 2007 Quote I couldnt work with people like that. even if I was just some lowly stage hand. If I walked past Mr Diamond I would look him in the eye and say "hey" I would put brown M&M's in chers food...all of her food. and I would use my dirty hands to place them there.I would shit in a bucket and leave it in B manilow's dressing room.Then I would drink a glass of wine with D Krall. and if they didnt like it....I would give them a list of my demands. Well, actually DEMAND (singular) DEMAND #1 YOU ARE NOT SO FUCKING SPECIAL THAT YOU CAN TREAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE LOWER SPECIES. GET OVER YOURSELF. I like the way you thinkedited for typo's..........againDialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 July 11, 2007 it actually makes me want to get a job doing that stuff just so I can take my cam corder and film these idiots while i do that stuff. lolMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 July 11, 2007 Quote I would shit in a bucket and leave it in B manilow's dressing room. A-HA!!! You're actually Walt's sock puppet, aren't you??? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 July 11, 2007 so it would seem My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
