airtwardo 6 #1 August 14, 2007 Not the best way to close out a multi-jump demo weekend... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 August 14, 2007 Ouch is right... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 August 14, 2007 so what happened?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #4 August 14, 2007 ya think! so what is the story?Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 August 14, 2007 Quote so what happened?? Broke a 4 way over a Balloon Fest demo site, tracked and pulled...felt like I hit a Mack Truck that someone had carelessly parked at 2500 feet. Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo...I would like to thank the makers of ADVIL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 August 14, 2007 Quote felt like I hit a Mack Truck that someone had carelessly parked at 2500 feet. damn truck drivers think they own the roads and the skies... Glad your ok!!! Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #7 August 14, 2007 Quote ya think! so what is the story? *** Looks like he broke his thingie! What's it TAKE to break one of those anyway?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 August 14, 2007 Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 August 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteya think! What's it TAKE to break one of those anyway?! A Shit load Glad you are Ok twady, keep an eye on your neck for whiplashYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #10 August 14, 2007 Damn, that hurts just looking at the picture and despite the fact that I'm sitting in a plush leather chair. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #11 August 14, 2007 Quote Damn, that hurts just looking at the picture and despite the fact that I'm sitting in a plush leather chair. Yeah...musta really doinked my melon...I was seeing the weirdest stuff when I landed.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #12 August 14, 2007 I can certainly relate to 'doinking the melon'. We should compare notes sometime. You just can't use your alzheimers when we compare notes. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #13 August 14, 2007 Quote I can certainly relate to 'doinking the melon'. We should compare notes sometime. You just can't use your alzheimers when we compare notes. Speakin' of head... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #14 August 14, 2007 The expression on that face! It must be French. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SwampThing 0 #15 August 14, 2007 Quote Not the best way to close out a multi-jump demo weekend... No shit OUCH Twardo! You broke the riser AND the release loop??? What does the harness ring / stitching look like? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #16 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh? that is exactly what I was thinking.. Now i'm really kicking myself for not making it out..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #17 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Not the best way to close out a multi-jump demo weekend... No shit OUCH Twardo! You broke the riser AND the release loop??? What does the harness ring / stitching look like? Going in for a complete inspection...harness ring didn't 'appear' deformed, but I only inspected it rather quickly with one hand, had a real cold one in the other! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stratostar 5 #18 August 14, 2007 Quote What's it TAKE to break one of those anyway?! A old FAT ASS! Well at least this demo jump wasn't boring....you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #19 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote What's it TAKE to break one of those anyway?! A old FAT ASS! Well at least this demo jump wasn't boring.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #20 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh? They did not get to see the flag for very long but damn, it was there![;) "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #21 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh? They did not get to see the flag for very long but damn, it was there![;) Yep, kinda like the last airshow demo I did... had to exit at 1800 feet due to cloud cover, our flag jumper had a really big one. Even he landed before they finished the national anthem! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #22 August 14, 2007 Ahhhh....poor 'twardo! Acme bunny hugs cure hard openings. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billeisele 122 #23 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote so what happened?? Broke a 4 way over a Balloon Fest demo site, tracked and pulled... ------------ so did ya forget to slow down after tracking??? too much demo presure??? or are just gettin' too old???bet the 2nd jumper was surprised to see yaGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #24 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Quote so what happened?? Broke a 4 way over a Balloon Fest demo site, tracked and pulled... ------------ so did ya forget to slow down after tracking??? too much demo pressure??? or are just gettin' too old???bet the 2nd jumper was surprised to see ya Nope...slowed down as always, but I broke my long time rule about jumping someone else's pack-job. The other guy said he 'heard' me coming before he saw me go by! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #25 August 14, 2007 Quote but I only inspected it rather quickly with one hand, had a real cold one in the other! I thought you were married. Whay are you hanging out with my ex-wife?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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Muenkel 0 #10 August 14, 2007 Damn, that hurts just looking at the picture and despite the fact that I'm sitting in a plush leather chair. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 August 14, 2007 Quote Damn, that hurts just looking at the picture and despite the fact that I'm sitting in a plush leather chair. Yeah...musta really doinked my melon...I was seeing the weirdest stuff when I landed.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 August 14, 2007 I can certainly relate to 'doinking the melon'. We should compare notes sometime. You just can't use your alzheimers when we compare notes. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 August 14, 2007 Quote I can certainly relate to 'doinking the melon'. We should compare notes sometime. You just can't use your alzheimers when we compare notes. Speakin' of head... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 August 14, 2007 The expression on that face! It must be French. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #15 August 14, 2007 Quote Not the best way to close out a multi-jump demo weekend... No shit OUCH Twardo! You broke the riser AND the release loop??? What does the harness ring / stitching look like? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #16 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh? that is exactly what I was thinking.. Now i'm really kicking myself for not making it out..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Not the best way to close out a multi-jump demo weekend... No shit OUCH Twardo! You broke the riser AND the release loop??? What does the harness ring / stitching look like? Going in for a complete inspection...harness ring didn't 'appear' deformed, but I only inspected it rather quickly with one hand, had a real cold one in the other! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #18 August 14, 2007 Quote What's it TAKE to break one of those anyway?! A old FAT ASS! Well at least this demo jump wasn't boring....you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote What's it TAKE to break one of those anyway?! A old FAT ASS! Well at least this demo jump wasn't boring.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #20 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh? They did not get to see the flag for very long but damn, it was there![;) "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Chopped after the the 2nd spin, delayed to get past another jumper and unpacked the reserve...deployed the flag and finished the demo... How DO you see around those giant brass balls of yours?The show must go on, eh? They did not get to see the flag for very long but damn, it was there![;) Yep, kinda like the last airshow demo I did... had to exit at 1800 feet due to cloud cover, our flag jumper had a really big one. Even he landed before they finished the national anthem! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 August 14, 2007 Ahhhh....poor 'twardo! Acme bunny hugs cure hard openings. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #23 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote so what happened?? Broke a 4 way over a Balloon Fest demo site, tracked and pulled... ------------ so did ya forget to slow down after tracking??? too much demo presure??? or are just gettin' too old???bet the 2nd jumper was surprised to see yaGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Quote so what happened?? Broke a 4 way over a Balloon Fest demo site, tracked and pulled... ------------ so did ya forget to slow down after tracking??? too much demo pressure??? or are just gettin' too old???bet the 2nd jumper was surprised to see ya Nope...slowed down as always, but I broke my long time rule about jumping someone else's pack-job. The other guy said he 'heard' me coming before he saw me go by! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #25 August 14, 2007 Quote but I only inspected it rather quickly with one hand, had a real cold one in the other! I thought you were married. Whay are you hanging out with my ex-wife?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites