jtval 0 #1 August 24, 2007 I saw Rkymnt's post and figured I would put a bonfire twist on it. Have you? I have. No mess.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 24, 2007 Yep, nothing like a gigantic sudden sneeze to knock the air out of both ends... Been there done that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philly215 0 #3 August 24, 2007 Mess meaning a shart? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #4 August 25, 2007 hey i did that once, blamed the sneeze on the pretty girl sitting next to me, she was so bent out of shape, you would have thought i blamed the fart on her too if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #5 August 25, 2007 Who hasn't? Anyone who says no is lying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #6 August 25, 2007 Quote Who hasn't? Anyone who says no is lying. Exactly, and what's this about a mess? Unless you shit your pants and sneeze at the same time then no biggie. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #7 August 25, 2007 Quote I saw Rkymnt's post and figured I would put a bonfire twist on it. Have you? I have. No mess. Remember this thread?http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2591541;search_string=have%20you%20ever;#2591541 _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 August 25, 2007 Quote Quote I saw Rkymnt's post and figured I would put a bonfire twist on it. Have you? I have. No mess. Remember this thread?http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2591541;search_string=have%20you%20ever;#2591541 I must've been absent that day. or maybe it was a feild tripMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 August 25, 2007 Quote Mess meaning a shart? Yup. You know like if you went out drinking and caught a stomach virus after you had your 9th bowl of chili THEN sneeze-farted.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #10 August 25, 2007 alchohol induced chili sneeze fartsounds like an issue, especially on the way to altitude if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #11 August 25, 2007 My friend who was a nanny got her job and on the first day had a virus that followed a night of drinking. She sneeze farted, jet-propel diarrhea pooped, smelled it and immediately jet-propel puked... all over her very, VERY famous employers. Yep. Both. And their off-white carpet. She's still working for them and it's been about 10 years or so, but you have to admit that that is a damn bad day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 August 25, 2007 Quote My friend who was a nanny got her job and on the first day had a virus that followed a night of drinking. She sneeze farted, jet-propel diarrhea pooped, smelled it and immediately jet-propel puked... all over her very, VERY famous employers. Yep. Both. And their off-white carpet. She's still working for them and it's been about 10 years or so, but you have to admit that that is a damn bad day. OH MY GAWD. I can't imagine such a hideous first day! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #13 August 25, 2007 HA I did it in class last semester....it was hilarious... I was dead asleep too and woke up and it was pretty loud...Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
