ladyskydiver 0 #1 October 4, 2007 A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," he said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 October 4, 2007 Quote A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," he said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." To which the father replied, "Well, son, so long as you have no kids and don't get married, you'll be getting laid very very often." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 October 4, 2007 Quote To which the father replied, "Well, son, so long as you have no kids and don't get married, you'll be getting laid very very often." Hey...I thought you got married to have guaranteed sex? Damn! Going to go cry now.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #4 October 4, 2007 sex is only "guaranteed" with the same person by law once married... technically...um so does this mean the wedding is off? Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 October 4, 2007 The kid doesn't have to worry, sex is hereditary. (If your parents didn't have it, you won't have it.) "Birds do it and fly, Bees do it and die, Dogs do it and stick to it, So here's to it, lets do it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 October 4, 2007 QuoteHey...I thought you got married to have guaranteed sex? Damn! Going to go cry now. It's guaranteed for the wife. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #7 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Hey...I thought you got married to have guaranteed sex? Damn! Going to go cry now. It's guaranteed for the wife. I wish someone had told that to my ex's. When I was with them, I was actually accused by them of using them for sex. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Hey...I thought you got married to have guaranteed sex? Damn! Going to go cry now. It's guaranteed for the wife. I wish someone had told that to my ex's. When I was with them, I was actually accused by them of using them for sex. feel free to use meYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #9 October 4, 2007 Well did you?To say that someone is being used would imply that said person was getting no enjoyment. That brings into question the mental state of your ex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #10 October 4, 2007 Quote Well did you?To say that someone is being used would imply that said person was getting no enjoyment. That brings into question the mental state of your ex. With as little as I got it? I used to get told "No" more than I think they used to breath. As for the mental state of my ex....he's my ex for many a reason - one of which was him cheating. He could get it whenever he wanted at home and had to go out and find it....**shaking head** I'll never understand that one. Oh, well....maybe one of these years, I'll find a man that can keep up. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 October 4, 2007 Quote Oh, well....maybe one of these years, I'll find a man that can keep up. Hi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #12 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Oh, well....maybe one of these years, I'll find a man that can keep up. Hi. Well, helllloooo there, sexy. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote To which the father replied, "Well, son, so long as you have no kids and don't get married, you'll be getting laid very very often." Hey...I thought you got married to have guaranteed sex? Damn! Going to go cry now. Number one chemical that destroys a woman's labido is only found in a wedding cake.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
