How many girlfriends is acceptable in america?

[warpedskydiver 0]

All it takes to get rid of a woman like that is the following:

Be nice to her
buy her lots of things
give her money
pay for tanning
pay for hair products
pay for nails to be done once weekly
pay for diamonds on ears and finger(four half carat earring) and a very nice quality 1.5carat ring
Take crap off of her every time she feels like going ballistic.(every day at least twice)
Always tell her you love her
Always tell her she is beautiful
Buy her a huge wardrobe
Buy her 5k dollars worth of lingerie
Ask her for sex frequently...very frequently
Pay for vacations, even if she goes alone.
Ask her to marry you.

That has worked for me in the past.

[turtlespeed 212]

Quote

All it takes to get rid of a woman like that is the following:

Be nice to her
buy her lots of things
give her money
pay for tanning
pay for hair products
pay for nails to be done once weekly
pay for diamonds on ears and finger(four half carat earring) and a very nice quality 1.5carat ring
Take crap off of her every time she feels like going ballistic.
Always tell her you love her
Always tell her she is beautiful
Buy her a huge wardrobe
Buy her 5k dollars worth of lingerie
Ask her for sex frequently...very frequently
Pay for vacations, even if she goes alone.
Ask her to marry you.

That has worked for me in the past.

Looks like another "Nice Guy" Thread coming on . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[warpedskydiver 0]

Nah

[turtlespeed 212]

Quote

Nah

I'll help.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[normiss 644]

you didn't buy her a house too???

[warpedskydiver 0]

I already had one

[turtlespeed 212]

Quote

I already had one

So - you were sponging off of her then.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Thanatos340 1]

Quote

Be nice to her
buy her lots of things
give her money
pay for tanning
pay for hair products
pay for nails to be done once weekly
pay for diamonds on ears and finger(four half carat earring) and a very nice quality 1.5carat ring
Take crap off of her every time she feels like going ballistic.(every day at least twice)
Always tell her you love her
Always tell her she is beautiful
Buy her a huge wardrobe
Buy her 5k dollars worth of lingerie
Ask her for sex frequently...very frequently
Pay for vacations, even if she goes alone.
Ask her to marry you.

Ahhhh.. The old fashion "Doormat" approach.
Yep, That one seldom works.

[skinnyshrek 0]

Quote

Quote

Be nice to her
buy her lots of things
give her money
pay for tanning
pay for hair products
pay for nails to be done once weekly
pay for diamonds on ears and finger(four half carat earring) and a very nice quality 1.5carat ring
Take crap off of her every time she feels like going ballistic.(every day at least twice)
Always tell her you love her
Always tell her she is beautiful
Buy her a huge wardrobe
Buy her 5k dollars worth of lingerie
Ask her for sex frequently...very frequently
Pay for vacations, even if she goes alone.
Ask her to marry you.

Ahhhh.. The old fashion "Doormat" approach.
Yep, That one seldom works.

And people ask Brandy how she puts up with me...see my approach works. If anyone needs some good advice on mariage feel free to pm me. $25 an hour

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?