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I have a cure for hiccups but you probably wont believe me. I get the hiccups seasonally. When I get them I usually get them every night for weeks on end. This is the best way to get rid of them.

1. Hold your breath
2. Blink your eyes over and over while holding breath
3. Swallow repeatedly while blinking and holding breath
4. Hold your hands as close together as possible without actualy touching while holding your breath, blinking your eyes and swallowing repeatedly. Keep trying to get each finger a little closer to the others and keep reminding yourself to do the other things at the same time.

I will give you a dollar if it doesn't work.

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I can't get rid of these things-somebody help!!!



HICCUP!!


DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!! HICCUP!!


DID YOU LIE TO ME? HICCUP DAMMIT!!! NOWWW!!



It helps if you get your whip out and use it... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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I can't get rid of these things-somebody help!!!



HICCUP!!


DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!! HICCUP!!


DID YOU LIE TO ME? HICCUP DAMMIT!!! NOWWW!!



It helps if you get your whip out and use it... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:




I SAID HICCUP!! CRACK! NOW! CRACK!




Did that help? :)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Someone posted a solution which really works.
Its an Aussie remedy.


You need 2 people inc yourself.
Get the other person to put their hands over your ears making a air tight vacum.

Drink a glass of water and Bingo.

They should be cured. Worked for me yesterday.

Give it a go.

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I think Rebecca did it-Thanks

My coworker for this show doesn't want to go out (he's old) so I have to get him fed and back to the hotel before I can hit the town



YEAH!!! Awesome!!

(It works best irl when the hiccupper doesn't see it coming...) :D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I have a cure for hiccups but you probably wont believe me. I get the hiccups seasonally. When I get them I usually get them every night for weeks on end. This is the best way to get rid of them.

1. Hold your breath
2. Blink your eyes over and over while holding breath
3. Swallow repeatedly while blinking and holding breath
4. Hold your hands as close together as possible without actualy touching while holding your breath, blinking your eyes and swallowing repeatedly. Keep trying to get each finger a little closer to the others and keep reminding yourself to do the other things at the same time.

I will give you a dollar if it doesn't work.



Tried it. Didnt work. Now what?





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I can't get rid of these things-somebody help!!!



Believe it or not....thorazine is the drug of choice to treat intractable hiccups....prescribed for a guy last week...he had the hiccups for two weeks at that point.
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"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
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I can't get rid of these things-somebody help!!!



Those aren't hiccups... that's minime trying to escape from your stomach.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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