ACMESkydiver 0 #51 May 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteHey, me too! Our 12th wedding anniversary is July 2nd. <<>> Hey, Jaye, Valinda and I hit 22 years this June 2nd. Life is great, ain't it? <<>>> WOO-HOO!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #52 May 13, 2006 QuoteI read in another thread where a woman had some furniture for sale during a move. The guy who bought the furniture stayed to help her move and offered his phone number in case she needed him again. She's going to ask him out. How have you gotten a first date? I beg and plead until they are so sick of me they go out with me on a pitty date.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #53 May 13, 2006 Begging and groveling.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 94 #54 May 13, 2006 John, I thought she was a student of yours. I met my wife at the grocery store. We both pulled up and got out our cars at the same time. She was with a friend, both laughing hysterically about something. The first time ever I saw her face she was just glowing with beauty from true laughter, and that can be truly beautiful. We had a meeting of eyes and several flirtive glances during our mutual trip to the beer cooler. I left first, I was in a hurry for some stupid reason, and put a business card on the seat of her car. I swear this was the one and only time I've ever done that. Something told me to not leave without making contact of some kind. A couple weeks later, I returned from an 8 way camp at Abbottsford, and the girl from the grocery store had left a message on my machine, but no number! A couple days later she called again when I was home, We were married less than a year later, almost 14 years ago. Our wonderful sons are 13 and 10 years old now. That's how it started for me. But unless I can touch her heart again, in a couple or so months it will all be over. I am so sad. People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #55 May 13, 2006 A couple days later she called again when I was home, We were married less than a year later, almost 14 years ago. Our wonderful sons are 13 and 10 years old now. That's how it started for me. But unless I can touch her heart again, in a couple or so months it will all be over. I am so sad. Quote That is so poignant. Take her to the grocery store. I wish I had a magic wand... [*Poof*]... life's all better now, and he lived happily ever after.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #56 May 13, 2006 QuoteI was walking out of a shoe shop as she was walking in, smiling at me. I sat out front in my car for a few minutes but had to go. Saw a "For Sale" in her car window. Scribbled down the # and called her that night. Bingo. I usually just walked up and asked them out, though, nothing too creative. I was never shy about asking someone out when I was single. Life rewards those who take a chance. ____________________________________ That's a cool story! Almost like a movie plot. You're right, ya' gotta take chances or you'll get left behind wondering how it might have been. By the way, did y'all get married? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #57 May 13, 2006 "hey dude...wanna see my gun collection?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #58 May 13, 2006 I am not psycho!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #59 May 13, 2006 Quote"hey dude...wanna see my gun collection?" ______________________________________ There's NO way, you can miss, with that line! Dayum! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NtheSeaOrSky 0 #60 May 13, 2006 I know of someone who called a vet out for a farm call to give horse shots and while there he sedated her cat and watched HER neuter it and later her large dog torpedoed him in the crotch at a full speed run. He called back the next day for a lunch date. .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #61 May 13, 2006 "Can you post bail money for me?" that one always works! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #62 May 13, 2006 Quote"Can you post bail money for me?" that one always works! _____________________________ Ha,hahahahaha... That's a good one! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SwampThing 0 #63 May 13, 2006 How about my favorite? "Can I steal you a drink, know anything about clearing up a bad rash"? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #64 May 13, 2006 QuoteHow about my favorite? "Can I steal you a drink, know anything about clearing up a bad rash"? _______________________________ That, oughta work! Shows kind of a 'bad boy' side. I've always heard that... ladies love outlaws! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #65 May 13, 2006 QuoteI am not psycho!! No of course you're not sweety. Mental Notes: - buy a handgun - get a restraining order - change locks - make appointment with a plastic surgeon www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 1 #66 May 13, 2006 QuoteI read in another thread where a woman had some furniture for sale during a move. The guy who bought the furniture stayed to help her move and offered his phone number in case she needed him again. She's going to ask him out. How have you gotten a first date? Btw....it worked She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #67 May 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI read in another thread where a woman had some furniture for sale during a move. The guy who bought the furniture stayed to help her move and offered his phone number in case she needed him again. She's going to ask him out. How have you gotten a first date? Btw....it worked Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #68 May 14, 2006 QuoteBtw....it worked Yay. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AnnieB 0 #69 November 2, 2007 Quote Kicked her .. Sitting on the wall at the Bomb Shelter.. She walked by and was not really paying attention to me.. Just had to swing my feet a little farther to get her attentionShe got me back Yep, made him marry me! And who says I wasn't paying attention to you....maybe I wanted you to make the first move! A sweet sound descends Through blue skies and clouds above Whispering my name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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masterrig 1 #56 May 13, 2006 QuoteI was walking out of a shoe shop as she was walking in, smiling at me. I sat out front in my car for a few minutes but had to go. Saw a "For Sale" in her car window. Scribbled down the # and called her that night. Bingo. I usually just walked up and asked them out, though, nothing too creative. I was never shy about asking someone out when I was single. Life rewards those who take a chance. ____________________________________ That's a cool story! Almost like a movie plot. You're right, ya' gotta take chances or you'll get left behind wondering how it might have been. By the way, did y'all get married? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #57 May 13, 2006 "hey dude...wanna see my gun collection?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #58 May 13, 2006 I am not psycho!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #59 May 13, 2006 Quote"hey dude...wanna see my gun collection?" ______________________________________ There's NO way, you can miss, with that line! Dayum! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #60 May 13, 2006 I know of someone who called a vet out for a farm call to give horse shots and while there he sedated her cat and watched HER neuter it and later her large dog torpedoed him in the crotch at a full speed run. He called back the next day for a lunch date. .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #61 May 13, 2006 "Can you post bail money for me?" that one always works! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #62 May 13, 2006 Quote"Can you post bail money for me?" that one always works! _____________________________ Ha,hahahahaha... That's a good one! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #63 May 13, 2006 How about my favorite? "Can I steal you a drink, know anything about clearing up a bad rash"? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #64 May 13, 2006 QuoteHow about my favorite? "Can I steal you a drink, know anything about clearing up a bad rash"? _______________________________ That, oughta work! Shows kind of a 'bad boy' side. I've always heard that... ladies love outlaws! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #65 May 13, 2006 QuoteI am not psycho!! No of course you're not sweety. Mental Notes: - buy a handgun - get a restraining order - change locks - make appointment with a plastic surgeon www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #66 May 13, 2006 QuoteI read in another thread where a woman had some furniture for sale during a move. The guy who bought the furniture stayed to help her move and offered his phone number in case she needed him again. She's going to ask him out. How have you gotten a first date? Btw....it worked She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #67 May 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI read in another thread where a woman had some furniture for sale during a move. The guy who bought the furniture stayed to help her move and offered his phone number in case she needed him again. She's going to ask him out. How have you gotten a first date? Btw....it worked Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #68 May 14, 2006 QuoteBtw....it worked Yay. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieB 0 #69 November 2, 2007 Quote Kicked her .. Sitting on the wall at the Bomb Shelter.. She walked by and was not really paying attention to me.. Just had to swing my feet a little farther to get her attentionShe got me back Yep, made him marry me! And who says I wasn't paying attention to you....maybe I wanted you to make the first move! A sweet sound descends Through blue skies and clouds above Whispering my name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
