IT People - Caption this

[ryoder 1,406]

http://kevinremde.members.winisp.net/images/yellow_wall.jpg

So far I have:

"We stopped feeding it, but it just keeps growing."

"You have a new assignment. We need a Visio of this by tomorrow."

"We've tried everything...moss remover, antifungals, everything."

"The racks don't start for ten meters to the left."

"You"ll find the tile-puller and pruning shears on the wall behind you."

"The final part of your interview is to trace this cable. Go!"

"Don't get too close - we"ve lost three good men in there."

"*Now* do you understand why our server inventories take so long?"

"We got a *great* deal on a yellow cable close-out."

"We need to upgrade a server in the middle rack, but at this point it's just cheaper to build a new data center."

"We use the Big League Chew cabling methodology here."

"This is just a decoy - we actually do everything wirelessly here."

"... and here is our Sponge Bob tribute row ..."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[BIGUN 1,098]

The last guy was an MCSE

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[stitch 0]

"Our hardware is being assimilated by The Flying Spagetti Monster".

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[ryoder 1,406]

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The last guy was an MCSE

Oooh!!! I LIKE that one!!!

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[eeneR 1]

"As part of your CCIE practical trace this yellow cable"

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[panic-button 0]

Ohhh, that's why we have a raised floor in the data center...

[happythoughts 0]

"County law requires that .1% of our budget go to art enhancement."

[eeneR 1]

It is like a train wreck for me, but I keep going back and looking at that pic!

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[LuvToFly 0]

" The CIO ordered that our new wiring color is blue "

" We need you to track down a cross-talk problem "

" Resistance is FUTILE "

" We're only going to show you the less-complicated side "

"The helicopter approaches closer than any other to fulfillment
of mankind's ancient dreams of a magic carpet" - Igor Sikorsky

[AggieDave 6]

"We never had this problem when we used Novell..."

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Bolas 5]

Unfortunately, the outsourced IT department took mesh networking way too literally.

I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we just bought all new gigabit switches.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Armour666 0]

These Quake LAN parties are out of control

PFY since you’re new on the job to familiarize you self you get to label all these

You know, when you make those patch cables you can cut them to size no need to use the whole spool for each one.

"I thought each patch cable was to be color coded for each use ?"
"They are."
"But there all yellow"
"I told you I was color blind so it looks all the same to me either way so welcome to my world."

I told you it was a bad idea not to supervise the interns on that final project you gave them.

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[LisaM 0]

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It is like a train wreck for me, but I keep going back and looking at that pic!

ME TOO! I keep trying to caption it and laughing at the ones here but then I go back to it and just laugh and think "amazing".

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[LisaM 0]

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These Quake LAN parties are out of control

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[eeneR 1]

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It is like a train wreck for me, but I keep going back and looking at that pic!

ME TOO! I keep trying to caption it and laughing at the ones here but then I go back to it and just laugh and think "amazing".

The scary thing, I have a few cages closing in on that here. I wanna strangle those customers...."You want me to trace what?"

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[LisaM 0]

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It is like a train wreck for me, but I keep going back and looking at that pic!

ME TOO! I keep trying to caption it and laughing at the ones here but then I go back to it and just laugh and think "amazing".

The scary thing, I have a few cages closing in on that here. I wanna strangle those customers...."You want me to trace what?"

I'm a software person. I don't know what you are talking about.

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

Now where did i put that label maker???

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[Bolas 5]

I'd trace it with a machete.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[stitch 0]

Chuck Norris schooled our server.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[2fat2fly 0]

And we call it "Amish nightmare"

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[thesaint 0]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

"If a thousand people agree on a dumb ideal, it's STILL a dumb ideal."

Skully Bro #1 - POPS# 10440

[aardvarkeater 0]

This is what happens when Cousin It is your network admin.

Muff Brother #4026
Loco Zapatos Rodriguez
SCR #14793

[SarahC07 0]

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"County law requires that .1% of our budget go to art enhancement."

THIS is awesome... along with the sponge bob reference in the first post.

[kbordson 8]

Tie a Yellow Ribbon

[Guest]

Funny stuff!!!!

Here's mine:

"This is a three-dimensional block diagram of what a government contract looks like."

mh
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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."