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You didn't get the best ending possible in the stripclub;)
If you do it right she masturbates:)



Hey, I just found out that you can get her on the couch after dinner. No need to go anywhere.

Let's post our steps to cover all possibilities.

I'll post the steps:
Say something funny.
compliment
kiss on cheek
finger through hair.
Jazz music.
Kiss her
kiss her neck.
soft rock.
kiss her
kiss her neck.
to couch
Kitchen
Wine twice.
meat from fridge.
wait on meat.
talk - eat - compliment - drink
Living room
kiss
french kiss
drink wine
Caress boobs
Drink wine
take her shirt off
Caress boobs
Kiss nipples
Take off pants
Massage back twice
grab butt
Pull off panties.
Have sex
Suggest you spend the night
Go for it again.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Another one. (Yes, I'm actually getting a LOT of work done today).

You can skip the strip club, too, and head straight for the hot tub. While the meat is cooking, try to swim.
Do the standard meet and greet, daning, two sips of wine.
WHen she puts meat on grill, try to swim.
Wait outside as she changes.
talk-eat-compliment-drink.
Go to hot tub.
Have some wine.
Truth or dare.
Take truth.
Say no.
Truth - Ask sex in a hottub.
Take dare.
Dare her to take off top.
Take dare.
Dare her to take off panties.
Grab boobs
kiss nipples
Rub back twice
Grab butt
Rub vulva
Have sex.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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i can't manage to get a 3 way happening :S[:/]:S



I can't believe no one has taken this to the gutter yet. [:/][:/][:/]


I tried for a good 1.5 hours yesterday to get a 3 way to happen, and I couldn't get it...

I got both girls naked in the pool, but when you go to play marco polo and grab one of their breasts, the other gets mad...[:/]






:P

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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This is the right way in the Stripclub (assuming she drank enough):

Remove Jacket
Pole Dance
Remove Skirt
Pole Dance
Remove Vest
Rub Body
Sexy Dance
Chair Dance
Remove Bra
Rub Body
Chair Dance
Sexy Dance
Remove Thong
Sexy Dance
Chair Dance
Rub Body
Live Sex Act

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This is the right way in the Stripclub (assuming she drank enough):

Remove Jacket
Pole Dance
Remove Skirt
Pole Dance
Remove Vest
Rub Body
Sexy Dance
Chair Dance
Remove Bra
Rub Body
Chair Dance
Sexy Dance
Remove Thong
Sexy Dance
Chair Dance
Rub Body
Live Sex Act



i haven't even managed to get that far... i was talking about bringing her friend home in the lingerie store... what to do when both of them are at her house...
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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Here another good one:

Usual first things
Kitchen
wine
wine
Get steaks for dinner
Wait for the steaks
Wine
Food
Compliment
Talk
Go somewhere else
Go for a drive
Get Gas
Fill up tank
Go downtown
Lingerie shopping
Take both to the club
Pay a drink
Dance
Let them dance together
Take both back to her house
skinny dipping
Grab for Ariane
Say goodbye to Rebecca
Go inside
Dance
Softrock
Kiss
Kiss neck
Change Music
Jazz
Kiss
Kiss neck
Go somewhere else (now she should be naked)
Go to the convinience store
Offer her 20$ to buy beer naked
Buy condoms
Back to car
Drink Beer
Put him in

There ya go







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for those that havent downloaded it

if your date ends....just hit alt and left arrow key a few times and start over.



I for some reason can't download it:(:(:(

and i just got dumped for her friend at the lingerie shop [:/]

CReW Skies,
bubbles
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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It's SOOOO not fair!!! She won't have sex with me!!!! WTF!!!!! :P:P:P


CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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It's SOOOO not fair!!! She won't have sex with me!!!! WTF!!!!! :P:P:P


CReW Skies,
bubbles



>:(FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, SHE'S PRACTICALLY BEGGING FOR IT!!!!>:(




Oh nevermind, I get it now. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Oh did you already notice that you can most of the time reverse some desicions by just using the button above enter (don't know how it's called)?



ya i've tried that too... still no luck :S


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bubbles

P.S. i got her naked at the strip bar though:D
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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WHAT THE F---

I'm at work (ya working on a sunday, fun, fun, fun...) and i can't get to Rule the Seas it's blockedd for inappropriate something or other, YET, i can get to THIS game...

I think there's something wrong with their blocking functions here :S:S:S:S


CReW SKies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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WHAT THE F---

I'm at work (ya working on a sunday, fun, fun, fun...) and i can't get to Rule the Seas it's blockedd for inappropriate something or other, YET, i can get to THIS game...

I think there's something wrong with their blocking functions here :S:S:S:S


CReW SKies,
bubbles

So have you gotten a BJ of her yet? i know you have been trying for ages:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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WHAT THE F---

I'm at work (ya working on a sunday, fun, fun, fun...) and i can't get to Rule the Seas it's blockedd for inappropriate something or other, YET, i can get to THIS game...

I think there's something wrong with their blocking functions here :S:S:S:S


CReW SKies,
bubbles

So have you gotten a BJ of her yet? i know you have been trying for ages:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


no i haven't :S[:/]B|

and i feel kinda bad playing it while i'm working right now... :P:P:P i'll play it when i get home tomorrow night... :P
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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