TrophyHusband 0 #101 September 2, 2006 Quoteif you're this bored now, what do you do in the winter? Hey, ya'll watch this! you don't want to know. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #102 September 11, 2006 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem; you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both; that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! (c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: Never send another man a picture of a dumb ass who tried waxing his balls and now has a big bloody spot left to show for his stupidity, EVER! We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. You may get your Man Card back after the review board has met. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #103 September 14, 2006 Quote 29: Never send another man a picture of a dumb ass who tried waxing his balls and now has a big bloody spot left to show for his stupidity, EVER! that's fucking funny. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #104 September 14, 2006 I just saw this... almost made this my new sig line: Krisanne: I mean, how great is a thread titled "the reality of nutwaxing" that has an ATTACHMENT!!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #105 September 14, 2006 QuoteI just saw this... almost made this my new sig line: Krisanne: I mean, how great is a thread titled "the reality of nutwaxing" that has an ATTACHMENT!!!! That would make at least the second time I've been quoted in a sig line!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #106 September 14, 2006 Quotelast night was wednesday wax n wine night, but we substituted wine with mararitas. several drinks into the evening, it was suggested that i try waxing my sack. i had always believed that ball skin was soft enough that waxing it would actually remove a layer of skin from said bean-bag. i think the picture proves my hypothesis. NSFW Okay..I was afraid to even read this thread (I didn't read it all) but I DID get curious about the bump back up so....here's my question: Why did you take a picture while you still have the wax ON it? Couldn't you clean that off? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #107 September 14, 2006 I think it lends a touch of gritty realism "you are there" credibility to the photo. I'm wondering if they're going to try using Nair on his nuts next week..."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #108 September 14, 2006 I just saw this thread for the first time. Holy whatever! There is nothing I can say that hasn't already been said except; Has the nut sack healed yet? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #109 September 14, 2006 By now, I'm sure KJ is even past the ingrown hairs of the regrowth _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #110 September 14, 2006 Sorry, but I couldn't help it. Thought it was fitting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #111 September 14, 2006 no nair. the week following the nutwaxing was chest week. last night there was nothing that needed waxing so we got drunk and watched a movie. during the movie it was decided that my toes needed to be waxed. the waxer's level of intoxication made this very funny to watch. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #112 November 28, 2007 I think I just peed myself! falls off chair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #113 November 28, 2007 It was a good thread.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
