GQ_jumper 4 #1 December 13, 2007 Cause I'm offering, seriously. I have two cruise tickets and due to some unfortunate circumstances my date won't be able to make it so I need a stunt double to take her place, who's with me!?!? BTW, only young, single women(preferrably asian) need applyHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #2 December 13, 2007 Blind cruise date... isn't there a show based on this concept? Love boat or something?!?! dz.com reality tv lol! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #3 December 13, 2007 yeah you wouldn't believe how crappy my day has been since I got the news that I am on my own for this gig. And everyone I've offered it to already is either working or has finals that week. The girl I took to Hawaii next week couldn't skip out of work two weeks in a row so right about now I'm pretty screwed.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #4 December 13, 2007 Didn't this happen once before?! I'm so sorry. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #5 December 13, 2007 Don't take a chick, take a wingman and bang every single chick and every not so single chick on the ship. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #6 December 13, 2007 Didn't this happen once before?! I'm so sorry. Quote A lot of crazy things have happened to me before, you're gonna have to be more specific History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 December 13, 2007 Quote Didn't this happen once before?! I'm so sorry. Quote A lot of crazy things have happened to me before, you're gonna have to be more specific I thought it was pretty specific, she's asking if you were stood up like this beforeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #8 December 13, 2007 Quote Cause I'm offering, seriously. I have two cruise tickets and due to some unfortunate circumstances my date won't be able to make it so I need a stunt double to take her place, who's with me!?!? BTW, only young, single women(preferrably asian) need apply I'd apply but I only qualify on one of those three requirements. Too bad, really. I have nice boobs. Good luck. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 December 13, 2007 Quote Quote Cause I'm offering, seriously. I have two cruise tickets and due to some unfortunate circumstances my date won't be able to make it so I need a stunt double to take her place, who's with me!?!? BTW, only young, single women(preferrably asian) need apply I'd apply but I only qualify on one of those three requirements. Too bad, really. I have nice boobs. Good luck. I didnt know you were AsianYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #10 December 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Cause I'm offering, seriously. I have two cruise tickets and due to some unfortunate circumstances my date won't be able to make it so I need a stunt double to take her place, who's with me!?!? BTW, only young, single women(preferrably asian) need apply I'd apply but I only qualify on one of those three requirements. Too bad, really. I have nice boobs. Good luck. I didnt know you were Asian Nope. Not THAT qualification! The OTHER one .... jackass ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #11 December 13, 2007 Quote Don't take a chick, take a wingman and bang every single chick and every not so single chick on the ship. Bad idea. For the most part the cruise crowd is all "newlyweds and mostly deads." The rest are families with kids. Unless it's some kind of "cruise for singles" you definitely want to carry-on your poontang. Elvisio "any port in a storm" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 December 13, 2007 Yea. it happened to me and you had your chance at stunt double. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #13 December 13, 2007 My good friend met his wife on a cruise, both were single at the time, and no it wasn't a single cruise. But you probably right in most circumstances."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #14 December 13, 2007 I thought it was pretty specific, she's asking if you were stood up like this before Quote actually I don't consider this being stood up, there were circumstances beyond my dates control. we've been friends for a long time and she's had her heart set on this all year, so I don't count this one as anything like the other bad dating experiences I've hadAs for the singles cruise gig, hell no!!! I looked into those once, and a few cruiselines had photo albums from previous singles cruises they've hosted, and let's just say that there's a good reason the people on those cruises were still single!! Oh well, I'm gonna head to the bar and go find me a date for the cruise History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MajorDad 0 #15 December 13, 2007 Quote Quote Cause I'm offering, seriously. I have two cruise tickets and due to some unfortunate circumstances my date won't be able to make it so I need a stunt double to take her place, who's with me!?!? BTW, only young, single women(preferrably asian) need apply I'd apply but I only qualify on one of those three requirements. Too bad, really. I have nice boobs. Good luck. 'Shell, Dont sell yourself short - you're young at heart and you eat aisan food too. Go for the cruise. Beats shoveling snow in Edmonton! And for those who havent seen them, Michelle does have very nice Boobs. Hard to believe that I first saw them a dozen years ago..... Major Dad CSPA D-579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 December 13, 2007 Quote Quote And for those who havent seen them, Michelle does have very nice Boobs. Hard to believe that I first saw them a dozen years ago..... Yeah but she keeps draggin out that same old pic of them, I have that fugger saved, i dont need to see it again. NEW PICS please Shell You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #17 December 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote And for those who havent seen them, Michelle does have very nice Boobs. Hard to believe that I first saw them a dozen years ago..... Yeah but she keeps draggin out that same old pic of them, I have that fugger saved, i dont need to see it again. NEW PICS please Shell Go to LP. They are there every year. Thanks Shell, signed, One of the NorCal reservoir tip boys.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 December 13, 2007 Quote Yeah but she keeps draggin out that same old pic of them, I have that fugger saved, i dont need to see it again. NEW PICS please Shell You guys just need to come to Lost Prairie.... whe shows them there every year Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites