Some lady, please 'splain to me

[2fat2fly 0]

Why I spent the morning running around straightening the house before the lady that comes by to straighten the house got there? Well, I know why I did it-I was told to. But why?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[cocheese 0]

You've become the robot your wife wants you to be. Now all the women want you.

edit: wups I'm not a lady, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[JENNR8R 0]

So that the space underneath your mess will be cleaned. Housekeepers don't pick up mess and clean under anything.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[Jewels 0]

Am I the only one thinking that if you can afford someone to clean the house, you're not jumping enough?

TPM Sister #102

[wmw999 2,164]

After years, I finally figured it out.
I want the cleaning lady to clean -- i.e. use Ajax and other cleaners. Sweep the floor, clean the toilets, vacuum.

I don't want her to make neat piles out of my messy piles of mail. At least I know what's on the messy piles.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[popsjumper 2]

To women, it's embarrassing to let the cleaning lady see a messy house.

To men, we're just happy that a cleaning lady will even show up.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[DangerRoo 0]

well said

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[PsychoBob 0]

***Well, I know why I did it-I was told to. But why?

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It all has to do with the "ballectomy" they gave you when you got married.

Don't worry I got one too and I would love to buy my balls back but my attorney said I couldn't afford them.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

[2fat2fly 0]

When I was between wives, my roomate and I had a little college girl come in once a week to straighten up, do laundry, stuff like that and we never went through all of that hassle and she didn't seem to have a problem

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[PsychoBob 0]

***When I was between wives, my roomate and I had a little college girl come in once a week to straighten up, do laundry, stuff like that and we never went through all of that hassle and she didn't seem to have a problem

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The "little college girl" was called a girlfriend. They like to do shit like that before they get the marriage contract. After they get the ring, you lose your balls and they turn into the fucking spawn of Satan.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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[2fat2fly 0]

No, really, the girl was just some chick that I gave money to-we didn't have sex or anythin.......damn, that does sound like a girlfriend

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[sartre 0]

Wow. Feeling a little cranky are we?

Notice all the men answering the request for the explanation from a lady. The ladies have explained, but you've all decided you know the RIGHT answers.

I think Jewels has it right. Shut up and jump.

[PsychoBob 0]

Wow. Feeling a little cranky are we?

Haven't finished my first cup of coffee yet.

Notice all the men answering the request for the explanation from a lady. The ladies have explained, but you've all decided you know the RIGHT answers.

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We are men. We ask for your advise and then we do what our buddies tell us.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

[sartre 0]

Lol! Ok, well, since you're at least honest about it, we'll cut you some slack.

You'd better get some caffeine quickly before your wife reads this morning's postings.

[happythoughts 0]

When my mom was sick, we hired a woman to come in 3 times a week and do stuff. My mom did the same thing. She told us to clean up the place before the woman arrived.

The woman-explanation? Because women know other women. They knew what was about to occur.

The woman who cleans was recommended by a friend. The friend is a nice person in all respects, except that she employs the same cleaner. When the cleaner returns to the friends house, the cleaner will describe the condition and contents of your house to the friend.

That is the reason. So that the cleaner will give a great report on what a beautiful well-maintained house that you have. Your wife also asks the reciprocal questions.

It is some kind of widely-applied circular falsehood.

[cocheese 0]

I'm amazed at all the wisdom you retain. I seem to forget it all while trying to find a more logical answer.

[2fat2fly 0]

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while trying to find a more logical answer.

That's our problem-we were looking for a logical reason for a female action

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[turtlespeed 212]

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Why I spent the morning running around straightening the house before the lady that comes by to straighten the house got there? Well, I know why I did it-I was told to. But why?

Repeat after me:

I do this because I, Shane am whipped.
It happens - you just lost yourself a little - one day you might get your dick back.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

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I do this because I, Shane am happily whipped.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried