cocheese 0 #1 December 18, 2007 I'm not having. Ladies, please give to the needy this holiday season. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #2 December 18, 2007 Hmmm... That just gave me an idea. I think I'll support our local police force this holiday season. I gotta make a phone call. I'm sure someone will be thanking you for the post. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 December 18, 2007 It's looking like you'll have to take matters into your own handsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 December 18, 2007 My hands are on strike til they feel some boobies. That's what they said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 December 18, 2007 You're too short to have sex. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #6 December 18, 2007 for a moment, I thought you wrote, "please give to the nerdy" I guess that works as well. Maybe even better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 December 18, 2007 Quote You're too short to have sex. So, did you see more of him last weekend than the rest of us did?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #8 December 18, 2007 Well Mr. C,, I have the perfect place for you,, might cost you a few dollers,, but you'll have fun, get drunk and to say the least touch all the boobies you want.. just drive a lil ferther south on your trip to FL,, It's just on the border of Miami,, And I promise I guarantee you will see and touch all you want.. untill then. Be safe out there you'll poke your eye out kid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 December 18, 2007 Pure, shameless, with no pride whatsoever, on-your-knees begging for sexual handouts. You're my hero!BTW, sympathy fucks are usually the best! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #10 December 18, 2007 So, when you're alone and in a dark room-do you often picture cocheese on his knees? Is there something you want to tell us, Bob?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #11 December 18, 2007 ***So, when you're alone and in a dark room-do you often picture cocheese on his knees? Is there something you want to tell us, Bob? Quote It too early for that kind of mind fucking! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 0 #12 December 18, 2007 There were a few ladies (and gents) this past weekend at the farm that were ready, willing, and able.... Everyone was drinking for like 18hours straight if not more!! No begging was needed. not saying I'm one of them of course, I mean, I just met you there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 December 18, 2007 Quote There were a few ladies (and gents) this past weekend at the farm that were ready, willing, and able.... Everyone was drinking for like 18hours straight if not more!! No begging was needed. not saying I'm one of them of course, I mean, I just met you there. cocheese wouldn't know what to do with a boobie if it was shoved in his face. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 December 18, 2007 Quote Quote There were a few ladies (and gents) this past weekend at the farm that were ready, willing, and able.... Everyone was drinking for like 18hours straight if not more!! No begging was needed. not saying I'm one of them of course, I mean, I just met you there. cocheese wouldn't know what to do with a boobie if it was shoved in his face. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashkit 0 #15 December 18, 2007 Ya know what, I look at these sexual posts, and ponder them and then look and see that there is no picture of the person who posted it... Kinda makes it hard to go any further in my mind; sex starts in the mind... Looks count... unfortunately... Don't know what the hell all the cuties are going to do when they get old.. what have the old to say about it? Whether you think you can or can't either way you're right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #16 December 18, 2007 If I'm not back in 10 minutes, start without me..skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 December 18, 2007 Quote Don't know what the hell all the cuties are going to do when they get old.. what have the old to say about it? We'll just use a vibrator then, no big deal. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #18 December 18, 2007 Quote I'm not having. Ladies, please give to the needy this holiday season. No boobies for cocheese????? that is never a good thing. edited to add: Doc and I will be in sebastian for new years........we have been known to play show and tell on occasion.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 December 18, 2007 Postwhore. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 0 #20 December 18, 2007 Haha, you're one to talk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #21 December 18, 2007 Quote Postwhore. She's doing her best to get on the DD forum.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 December 18, 2007 Quote Quote Postwhore. She's doing her best to get on the DD forum. But she's already got my number. This was why I came up with Rule 7 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #23 December 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Postwhore. She's doing her best to get on the DD forum. But she's already got my number. This was why I came up with Rule 7 Of course we know she won't invoke rule 7. She'll have to do it the old fashioned way.....post someone else's and claim they're hers'.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #24 December 19, 2007 Might i suggest the "Lease" program.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #25 December 19, 2007 Hi, My name is Vibrator DDDDDD, pleased to meet you.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
