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Post your dz.com predictions for 2008

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I'm guessing 4 trolls will be permanently banned...but I couldn't say if those 4 screennames will be the same person or not. :ph34r:

One post whore will not be posting any longer by the end of 2008.

6 weddings, and 4 new babies posted.

Two skydiving 'retirements' from some 15+ year D license holders.

I'm not saying the rest...:P

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Not bad, but i'll take a chance and be more specific.:D

Walt and Shari produce twins.
Squeak and Sartre get engaged.
Normis and Skymama get back together.
Antifnsocial becomes a skydiver and social butterfly.
Jewels quits her law job to become a tunnel rat.
LisaH gets a job painting cow boxes for Gateway.
Gwain runs for President at the last minute.
Sunshine gets a Mike hug.
Mike gets a Sunny hug.
Muenkel discovers a cure for head aches.
Bill von gets an electric bike deal from Bill Gates.


There's more hang on.



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Walt and Shari produce twins.



That would means Walt and I would have to have sex... Or is it like a sperm donation thing?

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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This isn't going to be pretty, but here goes...

15% of the active posters on dropzone.com will not continue jumping, but their post count will increase by 40%, mostly from threads where they willingly give advice, add "me too's," or say something along the lines of "This is what I would have done."

There will be a large influx of new students registering here, and asking the same questions that have been asked since it was Sangiro's Synergy, like "What is the best canopy?" "Where can I get a free container?" "What is better, freeflying or RW?" and "What is the best video camera for jumping?"

Sadly, at least one, possibly as many as 10 of us will die skydiving from completely avoidable incidents.

A dozen of us,minimum, will lose luggage flying to and/or from a boogie. One of which will be a checked rig, that will never be "found."

5 Skydivers here will come out of retirement, proving the old saying, "Once a skydiver, always a skydiver."

POPS membership will grow exponentially, from dropzone.commers realizing that being older is ok, while acting older is not a requirement.

Squeek will finally get some people to drunk dial him on a regular basis!

billvon continues to work, while knowing that with his intelligence he really wouldn't have to, while Amy just nods and says "Yes, bill, whatever you say."

turtle goes to a boogie and actually has clean clothes with him!

Spence pulls off a boogie with NO DRAMA, law intervention, or need for a garbage crew, while proving that nekkidness at boogie still exists. (Just not by him, please God!)

Snowwhite loosens up and flashes more now that Don has decided to bring back the WFFC. (Praying here...)

Streaker once again is happy to sit back and let Snowwhite "do her thing."

Kris and Dagny raise a perfect child, until he is old enough to understand his parents are skydivers (9 months) and applies to be an Emancipated minor. Judge grants his wishes.

Skybytch comes back as the original canopy nazi, and people actually (finally) start listening to her.

Jessicakes continues bellowing, though as a lurker, nobody notices.

And then there's Sunshine. She finally gets to see me again. Hugs abound!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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There is an easier way to do that . . .

Just copy and paste random stuff from last year and change the OP names and the replier's names . . . there you have it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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There is an easier way to do that . . .

Just copy and paste random stuff from last year and change the OP names and the replier's names . . . there you have it.



That's nowhere near as fun as thinking. And I think to think. A lot. Really. :D
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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But who will end up with your luggage?



Probably someone into dressing in drag. turtles luggage is probably quite, um, interesting... :ph34r:
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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There is an easier way to do that . . .

Just copy and paste random stuff from last year and change the OP names and the replier's names . . . there you have it.



That's nowhere near as fun as thinking. And I think to think. A lot. Really. :D


It's your story - tell it any way you want to.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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15% of the active posters on dropzone.com will not continue jumping, but their post count will increase by 40%, mostly from threads where they willingly give advice, add "me too's," or say something along the lines of "This is what I would have done."



Yeah, me too.


-But if I were going to make predicitons, I would have increased the post count by at least 50%.
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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