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Kbord needs a hug

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How about this one:

I was depressed last night so I called
Lifeline. Got connected to a "Call Center" in
Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all
excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.


Badabing! :D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Thats just cause shes freakin awesome and has seen lots of crotches...


That figures...:|

Drugs & Kisses, Doc!:)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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"She has a bad case of the vagina"


Does she? I tend to see lots of women affected by such disease lately.
I hope she recovers quickly from that Vagina issue, and moves on to bigger, better things soon.:)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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:|:P:D Karen is the only person that can ask me to be nice to Squeak and have it work.:$

i have no clue why anyone would ask you to be nice to me, you are so lame at being not nice it really makes no difference to me at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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:|:P:D Karen is the only person that can ask me to be nice to Squeak and have it work.:$

i have no clue why anyone would ask you to be nice to me, you are so lame at being not nice it really makes no difference to me at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


Pot. Kettle.
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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:|:P:D Karen is the only person that can ask me to be nice to Squeak and have it work.:$

i have no clue why anyone would ask you to be nice to me, you are so lame at being not nice it really makes no difference to me at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


Pot. Kettle.
who yanked your chain:ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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:|:P:D Karen is the only person that can ask me to be nice to Squeak and have it work.:$

i have no clue why anyone would ask you to be nice to me, you are so lame at being not nice it really makes no difference to me at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


Pot. Kettle.
who yanked your chain:ph34r:


You and cheeze whiz are just alike. Accept it. :P
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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