happythoughts 0 #1 January 29, 2008 ...that you should never say to women, according to MSN. link ***1) "What did you do to your hair?" 2) "They both look the same to me." 3) "Relax." 4) "I've got it all under control." 5) "You're not one of those feminists, are you?" 6) "When are you due?" 7) "You're being emotional." 8) "You're acting just like your mother/my mother/my ex-girlfriend." 9) "You complete me." 10) "Do you really think you should be eating that?" That seems like the complete list. I can't think of one, single, solitary item that is missing from that list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 29, 2008 The all time #1 should have been "Are you on your period or something?" --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 January 29, 2008 No thje jeans dont make your arse look fat, the 20 pounds of adipose tissue attached to your glutes does thoughYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #4 January 29, 2008 DOH! I'm good for eight outta ten of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #5 January 29, 2008 There are actually some of us out there who like having a "ghetto booty". I know I like mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 January 29, 2008 You mean that's not a checklist? Oh shit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 January 29, 2008 Quote The all time #1 should have been "Are you on your period or something?" You sister/mother is so much freakier then you. Or your brother/dad is...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 January 29, 2008 Ever hear of a rodeo chick? To do a rodeo chick you "mount up" and after you get started you say "this is just how your sister likes it too" then you try to hold on for a full 8 seconds. It helps if you have a buddy ready to time you. It also helps if you have a rodeo clown to block the "bull" once you dismount. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #9 January 29, 2008 Quote There are actually some of us out there who like having a "ghetto booty". I know I like mine. They typically come with ghetto boobies, so yes, the ghetto booty is a good thing.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 January 29, 2008 Quote There are actually some of us out there who like having a "ghetto booty". I know I like mine. Few months back, I was told by one of my nurses that I had a "booty" I was... hurt. But she did mean it as a compliment (I think) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 January 29, 2008 Quote Ever hear of a rodeo chick? To do a rodeo chick you "mount up" and after you get started you say "this is just how your sister likes it too" then you try to hold on for a full 8 seconds. It helps if you have a buddy ready to time you. It also helps if you have a rodeo clown to block the "bull" once you dismount. Yea, but you southern folks are all into incest anyway right? so wouldn't her sister be you OTHER sister?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #12 January 29, 2008 I always thought a "Ghetto Booty" meant you could set a beer on her ass while she was standing up! But I could be wrong.. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #13 January 29, 2008 Yes, and while that used to be a bad thing ( at least amongst white American women) it is now a good thing. I'm waiting for cellulite to become hot. Then I'm buying a g-string for the beach!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 January 29, 2008 Quote Yes, and while that used to be a bad thing ( at least amongst white American women) it is now a good thing. I'm waiting for cellulite to become hot. Then I'm buying a g-string for the beach!! that's FARKING FUNNY You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 January 29, 2008 Quote Yes, and while that used to be a bad thing ( at least amongst white American women) it is now a good thing. I'm waiting for cellulite to become hot. Then I'm buying a g-string for the beach!! G-String? that's what old people call them its a thong tha-tha-tha thong.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 January 29, 2008 Quote Quote Yes, and while that used to be a bad thing ( at least amongst white American women) it is now a good thing. I'm waiting for cellulite to become hot. Then I'm buying a g-string for the beach!! G-String? that's what old people call them its a thong tha-tha-tha thong. thongs are worn on your feet here in OZ G strings (anal floss) are not thongsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 January 29, 2008 I have a feeling we're not in Oz anymore, Toto.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #18 January 29, 2008 Dude, I AM an old people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #19 January 29, 2008 Quote Dude, I AM an old people. No you're not! You're just finely aged (like wine ages.... not like milk) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 January 29, 2008 Quote There are actually some of us out there who like having a "ghetto booty". I know I like mine. Post pics! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 January 29, 2008 Quote Quote Dude, I AM an old people. No you're not! You're just finely aged (like wine ages.... not like milk) Like wine? She's kept locked in a cool damp basement? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #22 January 29, 2008 Well, only sometimes. But there's always that "safety" word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 January 29, 2008 "You stupid bitch, you can point that gun at me all you want 'cuz you don't have the fucking balls to pull the trigger!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #24 January 29, 2008 Do you know how hard it is to take a decent picture of your own ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 January 29, 2008 QuoteDo you know how hard it is to take a decent picture of your own ass? Oh Jeez, now you've done it. You know there will be no dearth of volunteers.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
