Trexy 0 #1 February 18, 2008 Ok i have searched medical dictionarys but cannot find an answer can anyone here help? Im talking major bumhole itchyness the real kind of dig deep and scratch type, Dont want to go to the doctors if i can get an over the counter remedy as it is a mite embarrising. It gets worse when i am in bed and i wake up and have to scratch for a good hour or so. Can anyone relate to this ( im staying anonymous so i dont expect anybody to) Any doctors on here that can give me some advice on what it is?? Ok im done Thanks Itchy and scratchy down under Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 February 18, 2008 Did you even go to WebMD? http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hemorrhoids-topic-overview Then again, WebMD said it could be a spinal tumor. "Its not ah tUmar"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 February 18, 2008 Did you even go to WebMD? Quote Why on earth would someone with this type of a medical question go to Web MD? Skydiving is full of assholes, I'm sure some of 'em itch! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 February 18, 2008 One word... hemmorhoids. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roscoep 0 #5 February 18, 2008 sounds like possibly pin worms, as recently discussed on Howard Sterns radio program Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 February 18, 2008 Quote sounds like possibly pin worms, as recently discussed on Howard Sterns radio program That or crabs with cataracts. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #7 February 18, 2008 Quote sounds like possibly pin worms, as recently discussed on Howard Sterns radio program Man. Try explaining THAT to your wife or girlfriend...=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote sounds like possibly pin worms, as recently discussed on Howard Sterns radio program Man. Try explaining THAT to your wife or girlfriend... What...that you listen to Howard Stern?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 February 18, 2008 Diaper rash ointment. Works for big assholes as well as little assholes."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 February 18, 2008 Quote Diaper rash ointment. Works for big assholes as well as little assholes. So does a claw hammer! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #11 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote Diaper rash ointment. Works for big assholes as well as little assholes. So does a claw hammer! Thats harsh!!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #12 February 18, 2008 Have you tried, well, soap and water??!?! Do you Say "HI!" to "Hygiene?"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #13 February 18, 2008 Here you go, the solution to your problem! Take the quiz to get just the right kind! Edit to add: this sounds like the one for you! or it could be a tumour!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 February 18, 2008 I recommend this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mZAtpFXmQE--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Diaper rash ointment. Works for big assholes as well as little assholes. So does a claw hammer! Thats harsh!!!!! I read that as "That Hurts!" but it works any which way.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #16 February 18, 2008 I bet its Head and Shoulders... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 February 18, 2008 Quote I bet its Head and Shoulders... Oh no you dih-in't!!! It's been years...wonder when that will die? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote I bet its Head and Shoulders... Oh no you dih-in't!!! It's been years...wonder when that will die? Never I hope! Kinda like "Finger Cuffs"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #19 February 18, 2008 In my opinion, you're all a bunch of slackers for letting this thread get to 16 posts without any mention of H&S. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 February 18, 2008 Quote In my opinion, you're all a bunch of slackers for letting this thread get to 16 posts without any mention of H&S. I actually wonder if that would help . . . i guess it would depend on how much it got scratched.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
point_code 0 #21 February 18, 2008 You might try Orajel® Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 February 19, 2008 Although hemorrhoid can cause some itchiness... I would also want to test for pinworms. You check for these with the tape test. It's easy enough to treat, but you need to know what you're treating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
