sunshine 2 #1 March 25, 2008 So there's a trailer full of 40,000lbs of Crisco oil that can't be used cause the container got slightly dented. Silly companies now consider the whole load damaged...should i have the truckload of oil sent to the Farm? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #2 March 25, 2008 Roll around in it, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 March 25, 2008 In fact, could you please send that Crisco over to my house right now? Because I am seriously bored. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #4 March 25, 2008 or bio-diesel.... that stuff should burn good."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 March 25, 2008 Quote n fact, could you please send that Crisco over to my house right now? Because I am seriously bored I wish i could, but the truck is in KY or TN, i don't remember. The trucking company i work for gets all the Smuckers to CA though. Next time there's damaged jelly you want it? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 March 25, 2008 Hmm, rolling around in jelly doesn't sound like as much fun as rolling around in Crisco. But it might be fun for a food fight, so yeah I'll take it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 March 25, 2008 QuoteHmm, rolling around in jelly doesn't sound like as much fun as rolling around in Crisco. It'd taste better, though."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 March 25, 2008 Quote Quote Hmm, rolling around in jelly doesn't sound like as much fun as rolling around in Crisco. It'd taste better, though. I am actually capable of keeping my mouth closed at times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #9 March 25, 2008 Roll out a HUGE sheet of plastic, pour on the crisco, invite a few thousand of your closest friends, and let the adult slip-n-slide fun begin. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #10 March 25, 2008 I'd go find 120,000 pounds of chickenOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 March 25, 2008 Quote Roll out a HUGE sheet of plastic, pour on the crisco, invite a few thousand of your closest friends, and let the adult slip-n-slide fun begin. Don't forget the Twister game. Crisco Twister would be fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 March 25, 2008 Quote should i have the truckload of oil sent to the Farm? Yes, Please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 March 25, 2008 send it to Jeb CorlissDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #14 March 25, 2008 Quote send it to Jeb Corliss Awesome answer Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 March 25, 2008 You'll never have to worry about running out of anal lube. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #16 March 26, 2008 Quote So there's a trailer full of 40,000lbs of Crisco oil that can't be used cause the container got slightly dented. Silly companies now consider the whole load damaged...should i have the truckload of oil sent to the Farm? Duh, bring it to Summerfest. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #17 March 26, 2008 skyfest?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #18 March 26, 2008 Damn, I didn't think about that. With 40,000 pounds Sunny could hit the whole boogie circuit this summer and have some left over. Sunshine? Can I be your manager for this year? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 March 26, 2008 Can we get kinkey kelly and the sexy stud?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #20 March 26, 2008 I don't think I know them but with nicknames like that... Let the game begin. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 March 26, 2008 Quote Sunshine? Can I be your manager for this year? Of course!! I'll make you enough money you can buy new flip flops!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #22 March 26, 2008 Most excellent. Sunny, you and I together could go far. Stick with me (or to me) and soon you'll be wearing ice cubes the size of diamonds. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 March 26, 2008 I would use it to make biodiesel....nice tidy profit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #24 March 26, 2008 Quote You'll never have to worry about running out of anal lube. I don't think you'd want to rub Crisco on your willy. Remember, it's shortening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #25 March 26, 2008 Another option. Bring it to Rainbo's birthday party. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
