LouDiamond 1 #1 April 23, 2008 Apparently killing kittens is now good for you. Guess that going blind and hairy hands thing can't be used by parents anymore."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 April 23, 2008 This is going to make men all over the world very very happy... I could be way wrong, but it doesnt really matter how much sex a man gets, he is still gonna jerk off at least once a day.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKCrash 0 #3 April 23, 2008 “Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer” Affirmative! "Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 April 23, 2008 As usual, the BBC is about five years late getting this info to their audience. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #5 April 23, 2008 Quote This is going to make men all over the world very very happy... I could be way wrong, but it doesnt really matter how much sex a man gets, he is still gonna jerk off at least once a day.... I'd say you're wrong, don't know about way wrong. Hand jobs or BJ's might also curb the need to jerk off.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 April 23, 2008 Holy crap I should have the cure for cancer by now..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeatherNeck5931 0 #7 April 23, 2008 Quote “Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer” Affirmative! Do we get any kind of special bonus for exceeding 5? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote “Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer” Affirmative! Do we get any kind of special bonus for exceeding 5? Carpal tunnel. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeatherNeck5931 0 #9 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote “Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer” Affirmative! Do we get any kind of special bonus for exceeding 5? Carpal tunnel. Well hell, I guess I'm screwed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 April 23, 2008 Quote Hand jobs or BJ's might also curb the need to jerk off. Which are you offering?Just doing my part to drop the level back down to bonfire standardsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 April 23, 2008 For this year, I am itemizing my income tax return to reflect all my "medical expenses". "Preventative medical treatments... $12,000" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #12 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote Hand jobs or BJ's might also curb the need to jerk off. Which are you offering?Just doing my part to drop the level back down to bonfire standards Kind of amusing that a greeny started this thread...At least if it had been started by Turtle or Cocheese I'd have known better than to open it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #13 April 23, 2008 mods are people too-the ones that I've met are pretty cool people, even that glitter-phobic chick. Of course, I still feel the need to stir the stew every so often You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #14 April 23, 2008 Hey, I'm just stating a fact. I find it surprising that this type of post, which seems like the kind of infantile "noise" that's being discouraged, was started by a greenie. Doesn't bother me any. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 April 23, 2008 She is just mad because she doesnt have a prostrate.... Neener Neener Neener Im gonna go clean my prostrate.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #16 April 23, 2008 Quote She is just mad because she doesnt have a prostrate.... Neener Neener Neener Im gonna go clean my prostrate.... we don't NEED an excuse to masturbate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote She is just mad because she doesnt have a prostrate.... Neener Neener Neener Im gonna go clean my prostrate.... we don't NEED an excuse to masturbate. So true! The guys are just jealous cause we can DO IT again and again and again all on the same night.....we don't need no stinkin' VIAGRA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 April 23, 2008 LOL so you say!! I would need proof of that before I believed it! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #19 April 23, 2008 Oh, sorry for the delay in my response. I just satisfied myself three times...taking a quick water break. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #20 April 23, 2008 Quote So true! The guys are just jealous cause we can DO IT again and again and again all on the same night.....we don't need no stinkin' VIAGRA! Oh, stop rubbing it in!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #21 April 23, 2008 No pics? No video? Didnt happen, for all I know by "satisfied" you mean you had 3 chocolate bars and washed it down with some water... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 April 23, 2008 Quote No pics? No video? Didnt happen, for all I know by "satisfied" you mean you had 3 chocolate bars and washed it down with some water... Know how you can tell that your g/f is having a mind-blowing orgasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote No pics? No video? Didnt happen, for all I know by "satisfied" you mean you had 3 chocolate bars and washed it down with some water... Know how you can tell that your g/f is having a mind-blowing orgasm? She doesn't answer the phone when you call? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote No pics? No video? Didnt happen, for all I know by "satisfied" you mean you had 3 chocolate bars and washed it down with some water... Know how you can tell that your g/f is having a mind-blowing orgasm? She doesn't answer the phone when you call? Exactly. Somebody has to be concerned about womens orgasms and stuff like foreplay. It's tough to get finished and still leave her time to get the sandwich prepared before halftime is over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
