Guest #1 May 26, 2008 I apologize if this is a repost... -------------------------------------------- "A political rally has been broken up in Russia by a remote-controlled flying penis. Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov was addressing supporters when it was released. The former chess champion managed to keep a fairly straight face in front of 500 Kremlin critics. Eventually a security guard swatted the obscene helicopter device out of the air. It was reportedly set off by pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists." Story "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskeyboi 0 #2 May 26, 2008 But...was there an IBM logo on its um...you know the um...yeah... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 May 26, 2008 a flying penis? Which skydiver was at a Russian rally? ------------------ edited to add link to video: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3e_1211255241 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #4 May 27, 2008 This reminds me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4dhpYTUcrQ&feature=related"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #6 May 27, 2008 The subtitled version is absolutely hilarious http://youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 May 27, 2008 "What did you do at work today?" "I defended myself against an attack from a flying penis." "Oh." However, hasn't this happened to everyone? Many times, I am up at the podium, midway through a speech, and someone asks about my penis. Pretty standard questions, but it does take time away from the topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GflyDog 0 #8 May 27, 2008 And they say our president doesn't have the balls himself, to personally take on the risks and dangers he places on our military and government personel when it comes to international recon missions. I didn't know he could fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #9 May 28, 2008 no I think it was obama looking for a vp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 May 28, 2008 This will become one of those "viral videos" and soon people will be selling remote-controlled flying penises. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 May 28, 2008 Quote Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge... Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's... Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous... Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention. Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying... Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... Colonel: Johnson. Radar Operator: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 May 28, 2008 I had no clue that Bill Clinton was a chess fan.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
