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Are you all a bunch of depraved sex maniacs???

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A loooong time ago, I was hanging out with a group of people and trying to be humorous. I had told a few jokes.

One girl told me, "Your last 3 jokes have been about sex. You must not be getting any."

Well, that kinda stung. :D ...since it was true.
But, if you are 19, everything is about sex.

Of course, I figured that she had a different problem.
She was totally hot and could get sex anytime she wanted. However, if all her conversations started with something critical and spent all evening grumpy, she probably didn't actually date.

Hot and irritating, amazing we didn't date.
:ph34r:

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The real question is what's wrong with you, and why do you hang out here?



Oh, there are all sorts of things wrong with me. And I hang out here... umm, because I like watching all the depraved sex maniacs. But I myself am not one of them; I am perfectly innocent. :):P


That makes two of us...
I am only reading these threads for sociological purposes. :|

bullshit

No really. I'm an alterboy. :S
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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After I posted and turned off my computer, I realized that I didn't use an emoticon, and I was afraid you would take my comments in the wrong fashion, and SHIVER SHIVER I would be banned for a personal attack. I'm glad to see you really ARE one of us and realized that I was just using my normal "I aspire to be an asshole" voice.



Yeah, in the Bonfire I usually just assume that people are being silly. ;)

(Hmm... Does that mean that I've been personally attacked a few times without even realizing it??? :o)

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The real question is what's wrong with you, and why do you hang out here?



Oh, there are all sorts of things wrong with me. And I hang out here... umm, because I like watching all the depraved sex maniacs. But I myself am not one of them; I am perfectly innocent. :):P


That makes two of us...
I am only reading these threads for sociological purposes. :|

bullshit

No really. I'm an alterboy. :S


All of the ALTAR boys around here have ganged up on the diocese of Davenport, and sued the pants off of the priests. OOoops, guess the priests already had their pants down. Anyway, diocese is bankrupt now. Hope you aren't THAT kind of ALTAR boy.
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No really. I'm an alterboy. :S



All of the ALTAR boys around here have ganged up on the diocese of Davenport, and sued the pants off of the priests. OOoops, guess the priests already had their pants down. Anyway, diocese is bankrupt now. Hope you aren't THAT kind of ALTAR boy.

Nope. I was raised non-religionish! :o:D

The quote comes from a kind female friend who, when visiting my house with her SO, claimed that she thought I was an alter-boy. I looked so innocent.
I promply grabbed the liter of Jager from the freezer and other "fun things" and said "ok, let's go"!

She will not even be in the same room with me when there is Jager nearby.

I break people. B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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After observing Talk Back/Bonfire since 2003....I believe it is not a case of Depraved.... but deprived....



Well, some of us.... Umm, I mean some of them might be deprived and depraved.

But yeah, it's probably the deprived part that makes them want to talk about sex all the time. :P

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After observing Talk Back/Bonfire since 2003....I believe it is not a case of Depraved.... but deprived....



Well, some of us.... Umm, I mean some of them might be deprived and depraved.

But yeah, it's probably the deprived part that makes them want to talk about sex all the time. :P


Or....
Possibly...
Now I know I going out on a limb here...
Maybe, just MAYBE....

We really ENJOY having sex!? :o:o:o

Now this is a real reach...
The american society has done nothing but repress the natural way of things and forced the natural progress into remission.
I say fuck those shitheads.

If you dont get it... well, good luck to you. :o:ph34r::P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Nope. I was raised non-religionish! :o

I break people. B|



My kind of people!

The broken people? :o[email]

Or the people who can be broken?!!?:o:ph34r::o;):D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Nope. I was raised non-religionish! :o

I break people. B|



My kind of people!


The broken people? :o[email]

Or the people who can be broken?!!?:o:ph34r::o;):D


or people that break smileys?

It takes a special type of person to break the smileys....and hippie is deffinitely a special kind of person. :P:P:P:D:D:D:D

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Nope. I was raised non-religionish! :o

I break people. B|



My kind of people!


The broken people? :o[email]

Or the people who can be broken?!!?:o:ph34r::o;):D


or people that break smileys?


It takes a special type of person to break the smileys....and hippie is deffinitely a special kind of person. :P:P:P:D:D:D:D

And *NOW* he's broken dizzy-dot!!!!
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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...Hot and irritating, amazing we didn't date.
:ph34r:



Hot and irritating...sounds like the ex. Funny how, after a short period of time, the hotness goes down and the irritation goes up. You can guess the result...you've been there.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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