RastaRicanAir 0 #1 September 26, 2008 Between yoga, the gym and regular morning ablutions, I lately find that I'm hygienically and socially compelled to take up to three showers a day. Consequently, I've spent much of the ensuing toweling-off time possessed of the wish that I could shake myself dry like a dog. Has anyone else ever harbored any desire for mundane animal talents? [NOTICE: Machine-free flight and ball-licking are off-limits. Too easy.]OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 September 26, 2008 The sexual prowess of a lion? Do you know how many times they fuck a day? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 September 26, 2008 I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Soo... that's not ball licking, right? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #4 September 26, 2008 Quote I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Thank you for that image. Really. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #5 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Thank you for that image. Really. Yeah, I liked that image, too. But I'm gonna go with "Fly like an eagle," nonetheless. Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadCone 0 #6 September 26, 2008 Machine-free flight would definitely be the coolest. Since that's off-limits, I think I'll go with being able to jump multiple times my body length (like a cat jumping up onto a table or counter top). It could be somewhat useful. It'd also be fun. --Head-- Turn off the internet! Join Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety! http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #7 September 26, 2008 I'd take the climbing and leaping ability of a chameleon. We have these little guys all over Florida. They can climb on just about anything, and leap soooo far!Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #8 September 26, 2008 Fly like a bird. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #9 September 26, 2008 Life long love like a penguin...~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 September 26, 2008 Quote Machine-free flight would definitely be the coolest. Since that's off-limits, Oh, you can do it. However, you can do it just once, and it only lasts about 80 seconds from altitude. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #11 September 26, 2008 Quote I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Soo... that's not ball licking, right? Special Dispensation. Just this once. (Because I admire your confidence.) Response accepted.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Soo... that's not ball licking, right? Special Dispensation. Just this once. (Because I admire your confidence.) Response accepted. I am greatly humbled by your acceptance. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #13 September 26, 2008 Can I pick two? The eyes of a Hawk in the day. The eyes of an Owl at night. Yep, I have poor eye sight.. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #14 September 27, 2008 Prehensile tail. Definitely a prehensile tail...If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #15 September 27, 2008 different from 'machine free flight'... I want to land without a parachute like the birdies do. "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 September 27, 2008 I would want all the abilities of a dolphin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #17 September 27, 2008 Quote Quote I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Thank you for that image. Really. I second that!Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #18 September 27, 2008 I'd enjoy being able to breathe fire like a dragon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 September 27, 2008 Quote Can I pick two? The eyes of a Hawk in the day. The eyes of an Owl at night. Yep, I have poor eye sight.. Owls don't see they listenDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 September 27, 2008 Quote I'd enjoy being able to breathe fire like a dragon. Hmm... that'd be a nice ability to have on the highway. Roll down the window and toast any motherfucker who pisses me off. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #21 September 27, 2008 Quote I'd enjoy being able to breathe fire like a dragon. Or a liberal? Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 September 27, 2008 I'm not gonna waste my thoughts on this. Oh, wait...I just did. Damn! Now I only have just a few more thoughts left...thanks Robbie. Now my brain is one step closer to mush. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #23 September 27, 2008 I would want to be like a whale... A six foot tongue and a hole in the top of my head to breath through.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #24 September 27, 2008 X-ray visio... I mean laser eye sigh... D*mn, animal dumb@$$. Toss up between flying and breathing under water, I think i may ultimately lean towards flight though. So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
