justintime1983 0 #1 October 20, 2008 Ok another thread kinda brought this up for me. Ive spent a total of I think 6 days in jail. 4 days for smoking pot. kinda fun got play shanked by some mexican dude while playing cards. Like 12 or so hours cause I was drunk and pissed in some dudes car (I can literally can say I pissed away 1300 bucks cause I paid for the nice leather seat so I wouldnt get a felony.) Oh also a lawyers car as it turned out, go me!!! Then a few hours for being drunk again. Who can top my pissing in the car thing (and yes I know that was extremely dickish, but I was drunk and my chick told me to do so; seamed like a good idea.)I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #2 October 20, 2008 Not only have I never been in jail. I have a clean record. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 October 20, 2008 Been to Jail? Nope, but I'm married... is that close? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #4 October 20, 2008 Quote Been to Jail? Nope, but I'm married... is that close? I found a "get out of jail but it's gonna cost you"-card.... It's called divorce “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 October 20, 2008 I couldn't do that.... she wouldn't let me (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #6 October 20, 2008 Quote I couldn't do that.... she wouldn't let me Actually I was forced to accept that "card" Best card I have ever been dealt... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 October 20, 2008 Mine's a princess, she looks after me and lets me go out to play when ever I want... I couldn't be happier. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #8 October 20, 2008 Sounds like my g/f Congrats mate.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #9 October 20, 2008 Quote Been to Jail? Nope, but I'm married... is that close? and what other direction could a thread with this title go------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 October 20, 2008 I got a pissing in public ticket reduced to attempting to piss in public While in front of the magistrate, he said "WTF is this attempting BS? "he was reading the paper work. "Was your dick out or not?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #11 October 20, 2008 i was long time ago I was with 3 friends ( victimless 'crime' NO property damage) ..Got handcuffed, with my arms around a tree!!! for God's sake...( idiot overzealous sherrifs deputy) then handcuffed in the cop car and taken directly to arraignment... from there to county jail, till some buddies could scrounge around and raise the bail..( times 4....) out within 24 hours though... didn't like it much...( WAS able to determine who the local Narcs were, as they were wandering around the jail area, being noisy , bragging, and 'comparing notes' ) jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 October 20, 2008 I was a bit of a retard in my youth and was on probation. I go to see my probation officer, an hour of bullshit and out i come. So after that im pretty parched and need a beer. Get a few beers in me but make sure i save enough for a bus ride home before my electronic tag alerts them im not home by 8pm. Lets just say house arrest is not fun in the least, especially weekends. Long story short i ended up in a spot of drunken trouble with a few of the towns locals and a bit of broken glass here and there ensues. During this time i realised i was going to miss the bus and be late home for my curfew. With about 4.50 in my pocket i got a taxi home and couldnt help myself. With a big "fuck you" grin across my face i thought "if i didnt have to do this probation shit every week in another town id never have been in the scenario, that fat cunt can have the bill" and charged it to my probation officer. Well they do offer to pay bus passes and im a first class kind of guy so i kinda thought "taxi, bus...whats the difference" Recieving Services Through Deceit or something, but i did chuckle to myself the whole time sitting in court jail. Edit: I just wish i could have seen the look on that self righteous turds face when the bill landed on his desk. Then it cost them more to charge me with a crime anyway 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 October 20, 2008 You are not being clever... you're a very naughty boy (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 October 20, 2008 I'm a stand up citizen these days 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 October 20, 2008 I'll go with that , for now.. Time will tell (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #16 October 20, 2008 Quote I was a bit of a retard in my youth and was on probation. I go to see my probation officer, an hour of bullshit and out i come. So after that im pretty parched and need a beer. Get a few beers in me but make sure i save enough for a bus ride home before my electronic tag alerts them im not home by 8pm. Lets just say house arrest is not fun in the least, especially weekends. Long story short i ended up in a spot of drunken trouble with a few of the towns locals and a bit of broken glass here and there ensues. During this time i realised i was going to miss the bus and be late home for my curfew. With about 4.50 in my pocket i got a taxi home and couldnt help myself. With a big "fuck you" grin across my face i thought "if i didnt have to do this probation shit every week in another town id never have been in the scenario, that fat cunt can have the bill" and charged it to my probation officer. Well they do offer to pay bus passes and im a first class kind of guy so i kinda thought "taxi, bus...whats the difference" Recieving Services Through Deceit or something, but i did chuckle to myself the whole time sitting in court jail. Edit: I just wish i could have seen the look on that self righteous turds face when the bill landed on his desk. Then it cost them more to charge me with a crime anyway Alright Andy! You the man! Your stock just went up with me! BASE359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #17 October 20, 2008 Quote I'm a stand up citizen these days Aw Andy! You fuckin' pussy. Your stock just went to shit. BASE359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 October 20, 2008 See - Stock can go DOWN as well as UP (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 October 20, 2008 Once, for a day. It was early in my marriage and we were still figuring each other out. Had an argument late at night. I decided it was pointless to continue and I was fucking tired so I went to bed. She wouldn't let me. She was relentless, poking me in the back again and again. Finally I snapped and hurled a 15 lb lamp clean across the room and through the bathroom door, and I do mean through it. She promptly walked out and called the cops just to have them come and calm me down, and all I wanted was for her to leave me alone. I refused to talk to them so they made me do the perp walk with nothing but shorts on. We've been good the last 7 years so far. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #20 October 20, 2008 Quote Ok another thread kinda brought this up for me. Ive spent a total of I think 6 days in jail. 4 days for smoking pot. kinda fun got play shanked by some mexican dude while playing cards. Like 12 or so hours cause I was drunk and pissed in some dudes car (I can literally can say I pissed away 1300 bucks cause I paid for the nice leather seat so I wouldnt get a felony.) Oh also a lawyers car as it turned out, go me!!! Then a few hours for being drunk again. Who can top my pissing in the car thing (and yes I know that was extremely dickish, but I was drunk and my chick told me to do so; seamed like a good idea.) And your proud of these acomplishments?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #21 October 20, 2008 Quit being a big girly parts.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #22 October 20, 2008 CAN!! WORMS!!! EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #23 October 20, 2008 Quote Once, for a day. It was early in my marriage and we were still figuring each other out. Had an argument late at night. I decided it was pointless to continue and I was fucking tired so I went to bed. She wouldn't let me. She was relentless, poking me in the back again and again. Finally I snapped and hurled a 15 lb lamp clean across the room and through the bathroom door, and I do mean through it. She promptly walked out and called the cops just to have them come and calm me down, and all I wanted was for her to leave me alone. I refused to talk to them so they made me do the perp walk with nothing but shorts on. We've been good the last 7 years so far. Think ive seen that on copsBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 October 20, 2008 only in monopoly DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 1 #25 October 20, 2008 never mind MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
