Broke 0 #26 May 9, 2008 99 bananas?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SPAWNmaster 0 #27 May 9, 2008 turtlespeed: where are you located? i'm a great wingman and can probably give you a good learning experience on cold approaches for 3 sets (and up).. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #28 May 9, 2008 Quote can probably give you a good learning experience on cold approaches for 3 sets (and up).. Would that be a hat with two dildos or three? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 May 9, 2008 Quote A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name. Banesanura. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #30 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name. Banesanura. If she's Turtle's objective, I don't think he needs a wingman. He needs a safe word.BTW, "harder" is not a good safe word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name. Banesanura. If she's Turtle's objective, I don't think he needs a wingman. He needs a safe word.BTW, "harder" is not a good safe word. He'll be screaming "NO MAS!! NO MAS!!" in about 5 seconds flat into the session. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #32 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name. Banesanura. If she's Turtle's objective, I don't think he needs a wingman. He needs a safe word.BTW, "harder" is not a good safe word. He'll be screaming "NO MAS!! NO MAS!!" in about 5 seconds flat into the session. After I get done with turtle- he'd have to go back to doing plf's when landing- he wouldn't be able to walk straight for weeks. I like jager bombs and belvedere. (make mental notes now)Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #33 May 9, 2008 I need some specification here.... are you looking for a (wingman) or a (grenade jumper) There IS a difference I have been both."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #34 May 9, 2008 Quote I like jager bombs and belvedere. (make mental notes now) Belvedere. Isn't that the fat butler from that TV show? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #35 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote I like jager bombs and belvedere. (make mental notes now) Belvedere. Isn't that the fat butler from that TV show? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #36 May 9, 2008 Quote Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) I'll wingman for you. But I can't guarantee the whole 'drunk' thing. Though I can save you from cougars. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #37 May 9, 2008 I have no idea- I don't own a tv! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #38 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) I'll wingman for you. But I can't guarantee the whole 'drunk' thing. Though I can save you from cougars. Wing women are the best- women are generally catty (being general here) but when they can hang out and have conversation its a good sign. You have to have a wing woman that appeals kinda like what you are looking for...it makes it easier more comfortable to set up. I've been a wing woman and it works all the time. :) I always set up for my friends and once they got it- I go on the hunt for mine.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 May 9, 2008 Quoteturtlespeed: where are you located? i'm a great wingman and can probably give you a good learning experience on cold approaches for 3 sets (and up).. South Eastern Texas.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #40 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name. Banesanura. If she's Turtle's objective, I don't think he needs a wingman. He needs a safe word.BTW, "harder" is not a good safe word. No - Not my objective - but definately wouldn't kick her out of bed - well, unless she wanted floor time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #41 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name. Banesanura. If she's Turtle's objective, I don't think he needs a wingman. He needs a safe word.BTW, "harder" is not a good safe word. He'll be screaming "NO MAS!! NO MAS!!" in about 5 seconds flat into the session. After I get done with turtle- he'd have to go back to doing plf's when landing- he wouldn't be able to walk straight for weeks. I like jager bombs and belvedere. (make mental notes now) LMAO - so where were you to share the Jager boms Hippy and I were making on the last Turtle and J weekend at the Farm? BTW - you look pretty good doing arm turns on the rotating table . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #42 May 9, 2008 You were at the farm when I was there? you never said hi! I had to behave when J came by- I was tired sore and I was injured on friday- and I my hand hasn't been the same from wrestling..... Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #43 May 9, 2008 Quote You were at the farm when I was there? you never said hi! I had to behave when J came by- I was tired sore and I was injured on friday- and I my hand hasn't been the same from wrestling..... Not last weekend - on a weekend you were going through your AFF . . . and I didn't know who you were at the time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #44 May 9, 2008 . . . and I didn't know who you were at the time. Quote Umm..that's NOT a 'closing' line Turtle...it's an opening line, an 'ice breaker' so to speak. NO WONDER you need a Wing~Man! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 May 9, 2008 Quote . . . and I didn't know who you were at the time. Quote Umm..that's NOT a 'closing' line Turtle...it's an opening line, an 'ice breaker' so to speak. NO WONDER you need a Wing~Man! Yes oh wise and dusty one . . . please let us hear your words of experiance and prowess as a wing man . . . But haven't times changed since the dark ages?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #46 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) I'll wingman for you. But I can't guarantee the whole 'drunk' thing. Though I can save you from cougars. No, no, no...cougars are hot! Its the mountain lions or chicken hawks he may need saving from! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mountain+lion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenhawk_%28sexuality%29 www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) I'll wingman for you. But I can't guarantee the whole 'drunk' thing. Though I can save you from cougars. No, no, no...cougars are hot! Its the mountain lions or chicken hawks he may need saving from! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mountain+lion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenhawk_%28sexuality%29 No - You weren't there - trust me - it was a cougar.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #48 May 9, 2008 Please tell me it didn't involve a strap on. If that's the case I'm glad I wasn't there. I hate to see a grown man cry. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #49 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote . . . and I didn't know who you were at the time. Quote Umm..that's NOT a 'closing' line Turtle...it's an opening line, an 'ice breaker' so to speak. NO WONDER you need a Wing~Man! Yes oh wise and dusty one . . . please let us hear your words of experience and prowess as a wing man . . . But haven't times changed since the dark ages? "...words of experience and prowess as a wing man" Not being one to brag, I of course don't go into detail...but be assured, I never returned from a mission with gas in the tank or ammo in the guns! The 'TIMES' have changed, but the game hasn't...Use to be ya whacked 'em in the melon with a club and then dragged them back to the cave. These days the only difference is...it's Roofies instead of a club, a Porsche replaced dragging and 'condo' is just cave spelled sideways! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote . . . and I didn't know who you were at the time. Quote Umm..that's NOT a 'closing' line Turtle...it's an opening line, an 'ice breaker' so to speak. NO WONDER you need a Wing~Man! Yes oh wise and dusty one . . . please let us hear your words of experience and prowess as a wing man . . . But haven't times changed since the dark ages? "...words of experience and prowess as a wing man" Not being one to brag, I of course don't go into detail...but be assured, I never returned from a mission with gas in the tank or ammo in the guns! The 'TIMES' have changed, but the game hasn't...Use to be ya whacked 'em in the melon with a club and then dragged them back to the cave. These days the only difference is...it's Roofies instead of a club, a Porsche replaced dragging and 'condo' is just cave spelled sideways! You mean you aren't supposed to use a club?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites