The_Don 0 #1 October 25, 2008 They will kick a small fire into overdrive like nobody's business!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #2 October 25, 2008 So will an old beat-up recliner! It was the best seat to have aroud the fire until it broke... Guess thats what happens when you get greedy and try to stack as many women as possible on it with you Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #3 October 25, 2008 But, now you have hardware= springs, hinges. to clean up. The white chairs coat the logs in burning glow with no clean up the next day! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 October 25, 2008 I need to have futuredivot come back over here and sit on the remaining white plastic chairs I have, just so I can throw the shattered remains on my next bonfire. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #5 October 25, 2008 Quote But, now you have hardware= springs, hinges. to clean up. The white chairs coat the logs in burning glow with no clean up the next day! Now if combine the two, hot metal springs and hinges Etc. and coat them with the burning plastic napalm the fire walkers are going to be in for quite the surpriseHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #6 October 25, 2008 Don't forget to get video! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 October 26, 2008 Quote They will kick a small fire into overdrive like nobody's business!! And it's fun to watch them melt like a scene from a Salvador Dali painting. The only problem is, it's so cool to watch that after all the defective chair are burned, the good ones tend to follow too, just for their entertainment value. And then you end up with nothing to sit on, and a pissed-off DZ owner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 October 26, 2008 A small word of warning, burning plastic fumes are somewhat toxic. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #9 October 27, 2008 Quote A small word of warning, burning plastic fumes are somewhat intoxicating. Whaaat ? wow man... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 October 27, 2008 I'll stick with garbage bags full of gasoline. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 October 27, 2008 QuoteI'll stick with garbage bags full of gasoline. Once when I was a kid I filled Ziploc sandwich baggied with gasoline and shot baskets into the charcoal grill. It was awesome. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 October 27, 2008 Quote Quote I'll stick with garbage bags full of gasoline. Once when I was a kid I filled Ziploc sandwich baggied with gasoline and shot baskets into the charcoal grill. It was awesome. You should try it with aerosol cans. BIG BOOM!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 October 27, 2008 Too dangerous. It causes shrapnel. And a delay. Less risk but similar KABOOMS can be caused with a dry ice bomb (or "phase transitory medium," as I prefer to tell police). My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TylerDurden 0 #14 October 27, 2008 DID YOU KNOW? You can use old worn out tires for campfire kindling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #15 October 27, 2008 ...and used motor oil can fertilize your lawn. Elvisio "Cornelius" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 October 27, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you know i read your thread title and actually wondered if the thread would be about burning those things not proud of it but we used to take vacations down to a beach town when i was a teenager, we'd go up to the local hotel at night and nick a few of those things to get our beach bon fires going Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #17 October 27, 2008 QuoteToo dangerous. It causes shrapnel. And a delay. Less risk but similar KABOOMS can be caused with a dry ice bomb (or "phase transitory medium," as I prefer to tell police). Did you see the mythbusters episode when they put dry ice in a 2 liter bottle. KABOOM!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #18 October 27, 2008 I prefer LN2. You put in a thimble full or so and close the lid. You have 45 seconds to get away. I hope Hans got some more white chairs for this weekend. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harris 0 #19 October 28, 2008 What a beautiful fire it was! Thanks for bringing the sacrificial chair Don! Take risks not to to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #20 October 28, 2008 We will do it again my friend! See ya there! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #21 October 28, 2008 Quote They will kick a small fire into overdrive like nobody's business!! Mm-mmm. I bet that smells great. I thought this thread might be about the new Far Cry 2 game. According to that, those white plastic chairs are the seating furniture of choice in Africa - they're all over the map. Also, they're strangely impervious to machine gun fire. They fly around, but they don't break at all. Now you've got me wondering how they'll respond to the flamethrower. Anybody tried? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #22 October 30, 2008 Well, went to Wally World today & got me a nice, new, "Cube Cooler" by Igloo. One guess what will kick the fire into overdrive THIS weekend! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harris 0 #23 October 30, 2008 Ooooh nice! Ya know, since your fire has been warming my ass for the past few weekends, I should probably bring a sacrifice to contribute next time I'm up there....Take risks not to to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
