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Get some candy and some ice trays. Dump the ice in a bowl. Get some alunimum foil, cut square pieces, wrap the ice cubes in it. Put them back in frig. When a they come a knockin' on you're door, grab a couple of wrapped ice cubes and a handful of candy. Put in their bags...imagine what happens when that ice melts? Especially if they have a paper bag:D please don't do that to kids under 13...only the one you think are to old to be knockin' on doors for candy .I used to know someone who actually done that and yes I thought it was funny and cruel :ph34r:

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My best one for the little moochers.

Get the old time Pixie Sticks.
Pick the kids with the BIG bags.

Give them a couple candy bars.

Then the sticks.. snap them as you drop them in. ;)

They never know till they get home.. :P

Ya, I know I'm a bad person. :o
Fun tho.... :ph34r:

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I'm being enthusiastic!

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Sorry, maybe I am too old to remember, but what are pixie sticks???

I have not seen a trick or treater in well over 10 years. They all go to parties nowadays at community centers, churches (Fall Festivals the day before) or hosted by parents.

Trick or treating, especially back in my day, were the good old days... [:/]

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*** but what are pixie sticks???

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The straws that were filled with flavored sugar.

It just made a mess & did no harm.



Ah yeah... I remember those, just didn't remember what they were called. :)
What was the candy you most hated getting?

Me? Those individually wrapped taffy-tasting chewables... I always threw those out. :|
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Peanut butter flavored taffy that came in the orange or black wrappers.



Yeah, I hated that fucking shit... Whoever invented that should have been shot years ago. :|
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I hated - and still hate:

butterscotch anything
those nasty concoctions called Cow Tails (taste like what you'd find under the cow's tail)
Tootsie Pops
root beer candies - especially the root beer Bottle Caps
and
those pumpkin things made out of candy corn stuff.

I loved getting that hard candy that had the fizzy center - can't remember what they were called.
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Peanut butter flavored taffy that came in the orange or black wrappers.



Yeah, I hated that fucking shit... Whoever invented that should have been shot years ago. :|


I actually think those are pretty good


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Peanut butter flavored taffy that came in the orange or black wrappers.



Yeah, I hated that fucking shit... Whoever invented that should have been shot years ago. :|


I actually think those are pretty good


Good then i know who to give all of mine to. Ill trade you for some pixie stix

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They have them at the 76 station down the street from me. I was *this* close to getting one this morning to go with my Mt. Dew and cigarettes for breakfast.

*this* close...
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What was the candy you most hated getting?



Almond Joy and Mounds. I can't stand the texture of coconut.

As a kid all other substances with piles of sugar were good.

Now I prefer chocolate that doesn't seem to have a high wax content, but have been known to inhale things like Kit Kats when I'm hungry.

Speaking of which, I'm hungry and therre's a bowl of M&Ms and Hershey Kisses on the table.

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Oh my god - YES - Zotz!!! Those things were so damn disturbing and good. Candy with Alka Seltzer in the center.

That's it. I'm going to Archie McPhee's tomorrow to see if they have any. If anyone does, it'll be them. They have all kinds of older candies as well as some really strange candies like Gummy Hearts and Gummy Bacon. Seriously http://www.mcphee.com/categories/candy.html

Tomorrow, I finish these damn Halloween costumes and hunt for Zotz!
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Oh my god - YES - Zotz!!! Those things were so damn disturbing and good. Candy with Alka Seltzer in the center.

That's it. I'm going to Archie McPhee's tomorrow to see if they have any. If anyone does, it'll be them. They have all kinds of older candies as well as some really strange candies like Gummy Hearts and Gummy Bacon. Seriously http://www.mcphee.com/categories/candy.html

Tomorrow, I finish these damn Halloween costumes and hunt for Zotz!



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First, mow the lawn so that there is a lot of lawn clippings.
Next, turn on the sprinkler to dampen it a tiny bit. Not wet, just moist.

Then, the kids come up and yell "Trick or Treat".
Hold the back of candy and say, "Ok, first... let's see The Trick."

Convince the kids that they misunderstand the process.
Explain that they must do a Trick to get a Treat.

What is the one trick that kids know?
Somersaults

So, you get costumed kids doing slow, imperfect rolls on a lawn of damp, clipped grass. They leave with a grass-mat on their back.
:D:D

I know... I'm goin' to Hell. Old news.
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I hate Halloween - Kids should be seen and not heard .... actually, not even seen.. especially not banging on my door, dressed up as Superman (WTF has superman got to do with Halloween?)..... now fuck off and and go mug someone.

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