PeregrineFalcon 0 #26 October 23, 2008 <<>> I'd like to read about one or two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #27 October 23, 2008 Quote >> I'd like to read about one or two. Best one ever www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #28 October 23, 2008 Quote Quote >> I'd like to read about one or two. Best one ever Very good read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #29 October 23, 2008 Quote Quote Anita Wadd Onmachin Brilliant! +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #30 October 24, 2008 Yes Mark I baited a scammer to get a fake check so that I could go to jail for passing fraudulent checks Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #31 October 24, 2008 LMFAO nice one Randy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozz 0 #32 October 24, 2008 Randy Your my HEEEROW.If you get a Pic I'll have to send Paul money and put something up on the bar for you guys Say hi to Paul and Janine and the rest of the crew for me Thanks for the laughs John Fosgate "In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond MB 4310 www.N3Racing.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakflyer9999 1 #33 October 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote since I couldn't sell a high performance canopy like my Navigator 280 to just anyone. You, Sir, owe me another keyboard, but Ill accept a cashiers cheque. Well I have a box full of keyboards. Just send me a cashiers check for $5000 to cover shipping and I'll return any money that is left over as cash packaged with the keyboard.And should we ever meet I'll buy ya a beer. Unnacceptable! You will send me the change via Western Union wire transfere and I will have a courier pick up the keyboard absolutley nowhere near where I live.But seriously, I like beer. Ok....Here's how it is going to be. You ship me a case of beer. I'll take what I need and ship the rest back to you with the keyboard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #34 October 24, 2008 That was awesomeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #35 October 24, 2008 I'm really kindda bummed. I was hoping for more entertainment when I got home today. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 644 #36 October 24, 2008 day ain't over yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #37 October 26, 2008 the lastest installment---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Randy, I appreciate your mail,Like i told you if i do not get my money i will have to contact my uncle who is currently working with the FBI to location ...I sent you a mail to wire my balance to the shipper before you went ahead and ship the equipment so you should be the one to retrieve this package and return my balance to the shipping company and they will come for the pickup of the equipment for me ...As you can see the shipping company cannot come and locate the package and i dont have anybody to come and collect the package so you can now see its very upseting ,since your sister works with the post it will be easy for her to locate the package and get my money to shipping company and then hold the package untill my shipper comes for the pickup...There is alot of western union money transfer outlet in London so it will be easy for her to send out the money through western union to the shipping company and provide the used for the western union wire transfer to you which you will provide to me and i will forward it over to the shipping company oficer and then will proceed as soon as they receive my balance of $3,400 . It will be better for you to contact your sister to locate the package and get my money to the shipping company officer or better still send the money back to you through western union then return back the package to you and once you receive the money and the package you can send my balance to the shipping company accountant officer and they will be coming to get the package from you so i think with all this things will work out fine it is very easy and if any money is needed to get this done you can as well deduct any fees from the remaining $3400 and send the remaininbg balance to the shipping company offer Mrs Grace Johnson as intructed through western union and provide me with the below informations that will enable them pickup the funds from any western union outlet in london. It will be better for you to contact your sister to locate the package becuase i will hold you resposible if my money gets lost and my equipment .... Get back to me once your sister confirms she gets the package . Thanks and Looking forward to read from you with a positive response, Robert.. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #38 October 26, 2008 so I sent this----------------------------------------Hello Robert, The FBI location sounds like serious business. I didn't mean to disturb you so, I hope you understand I have only the best of intentions. Today my sister called me and told me your package is ready for delivery. I assumed you were ready for pick-up so I went ahead and deposited your check into my bank account. As it stand I guess we only have a few days before the check clears and I have your money. I would never cheat someone out of their money but as it stands it seems I can't get an answer from you as to where you actually need the money sent. Western union is out of the question as I rely on a friends and family to drive me around. The reason I am selling the skydiving gear is that I had a horrible skydiving accident where both of my legs fell off in freefall. I only found one of them and it could not be re-attached. It seems the other landed in a swamp where it was eaten by a hungry alligator. Your best course of action is to follow the directions as I've prescribed and we will both be happy. Send me the picture I've asked for and set your location for pick-up. As a sidenote,I have contacts around the world so if you are in another country I may be able to have the package directed to you. Otherwise, It will return to me and I will NOT refund your money. Please send my regards to your mother Randy P.S. You are out of options. Follow my directions to get your cash. I deposited your check this morning. It will go through on Monday and I will have your money.------------------------------------------------------------ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #39 October 26, 2008 They just fell off in freefall, eh? Couldn't you have turned around, adjusted your fall rate and collected them in the air? Maybe you should ask him who his uncle is that works at the "FBI to location." Maybe he knows a friend of mine that works there, Ivan Moorehead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #40 October 26, 2008 Quote The reason I am selling the skydiving gear is that I had a horrible skydiving accident where both of my legs fell off in freefall. I only found one of them and it could not be re-attached. It seems the other landed in a swamp where it was eaten by a hungry alligator. Quote Oh my! I though all this was just a scam/joke. I feel so bad now that I know you have had this terrible accident. I feel so bad finding humor in all your pain. I hope you find that gator and get your leg back. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #41 October 26, 2008 Same jerk off that tried it on me. I forwarded the info to the local FBI agent. Still got a rig for sale but I did get the chance to tell that creep where to go. Too bad he seems determined to screw everyone here. He also responded to a new rig for sale post. I'd like to throw him out of a plane.....minus my rig that is son seems to so desperately want. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMFin 0 #42 October 26, 2008 Old, but CLASSIC ! http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html Next time someone tries to scam at the classifieds of Dz.com lets also collect some money and scam the biatch like they did here.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #43 October 26, 2008 LMFAO. Good job, Randy! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #44 October 27, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Anita Wadd Onmachin Brilliant! +1 +1,5,10 Almost spit coke on my computer.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #45 October 27, 2008 QuoteThey just fell off in freefall, eh? Couldn't you have turned around, adjusted your fall rate and collected them in the air? Maybe you should ask him who his uncle is that works at the "FBI to location." Maybe he knows a friend of mine that works there, Ivan Moorehead. Is he related to Craven Moorhead?SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #46 October 27, 2008 Keep it up Randy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 October 27, 2008 Randy, You be 'da man! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #48 October 27, 2008 OK Robert, I guess you won't play my games anymore. I've already contacted the local Police the FBI, and the Service Service about your scam. I've turned your fake cashiers check over to the proper authorities and as for now I suppose we are just waiting for your arrest. You are a moron, a liar and a cheat, and I hope you get run over by a slow moving train.It is truly unfortunate that people like you can't do something constructive. If you spent as much time trying to make an honest living as you do trying to cheat people out of thier money you would be a rich man. People like you always get thiers in the end.You will live your miserable life trying to scrape out a living in wherever you live (Nigeria I suppose) , trying to cheat honest folks out a few bucks that they probably don't have.I on the other hand, I will enjoy my modest lifestyle with my beautiful wife all the while knowing I work for everything I have and no-one can take it from me. You will be going to jail soon. I hope you like taking it in the ass, because that's what you're going to get. Randy, the guy you couldn't scam. P.S. Send me the picture I asked for an I'll call off the police. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess that's it. He knew I was toying with him and wouldn't play my silly games anymore. It was fun while it lasted............. There is a moral to the story here guys. These thieves are out there waiting for you to slip up. They will take your money, they will point and laugh at you. Pay attention, and if it seems too good to be true it probably is. Good luck boysPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #49 October 27, 2008 I think you may have blown it when you told him you were only able to find one leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CazmoDee 3 #50 November 4, 2008 Holy shit! Dagr You rite smarter than U talk. That's some really funny stuff.I'm behind the bar at Sloppy Joe's....See ya in the Keys! Muff 4313 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
