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Dude, that is sooo wrong. (I can't find the "puking" face).

I read a few pages. Is it real or a troll?

Real=wrong
Troll=not right, but funny as all hell:D:D:D

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How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor.



It looks like he's a Cadet Second Lieutenant in ROTC.
Are they considered deadly weapons at that point?
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor.



It looks like he's a Cadet Second Lieutenant in ROTC.
Are they considered deadly weapons at that point?



Ah yea could be...I was gonna call shenanigans because that almost looks like a CWO4 rank....and a CWO4 will have a shit ton more than 3 ribbons.

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That's one aerodynamic forehead



Yeah that comment made me lol.

But the sad thing it's actually true.

Really, after all the shit you see in this world, how can you actually believe there is "god"? :|
"Dream as you'll live forever, live as you'll die today." James Dean

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How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor.

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It looks like he's a Cadet Second Lieutenant in ROTC.
Are they considered deadly weapons at that point?

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Ah yea could be...I was gonna call shenanigans because that almost looks like a CWO4 rank....and a CWO4 will have a shit ton more than 3 ribbons.




His lapel pins say ROTC.

Look. Even fugly people fall in love. Everybody has to find somebody. Right?

Besides, they might have great looking kids. Two uglies typically cancel out and make a pretty. With the obvious exceptions of Bill and Hillary Clinton and Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you.
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Where is one of those unemployed attorneys so I can sue you for false advertising >:(:S;) This can only be marketed as the Most disturbing thread the universe has ever seen :D


The goldbond-powder-on-the-nuts thread was much better.[:/]
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