Things you can only say at Thanskgiving

[skymama 35]

(I got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny. It's not just for Thanksgiving though, skydivers talk like this all the time! )


Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.....



1. Talk about a huge breast!


2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3. It's Cool Whip time!


4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!


5. That's one terrific spread!


6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


7. Are you ready for seconds yet?


8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


10. Don't play with your meat.


11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.


12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!


14. You still have a little bit on your chin.


15. How long will it take after you stick it in?


16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!


18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

That's a keeper!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[diablopilot 2]

You're a dirty, dirty woman, you know?

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[SpeedRacer 1]

things you can only say at the dropzone:

1) Five dollars for a pack job!

Speed Racer
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[LisaH 0]

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[karlm 0]

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(I got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny. It's not just for Thanksgiving though, skydivers talk like this all the time! )


Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.....



3. It's Cool Whip time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHYYkZpZGjo&feature=related

Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.

[PeregrineFalcon 0]

19. I really love your pie.

[JohnMitchell 14]

20- Mmmm, the skin tastes really good!

[ChibiKuma 0]

21. I don't think I can fit anymore in there.

TPM #131
People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.

[skymama 35]

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You're a dirty, dirty woman, you know?

Thanks for the compliment!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[BillyVance 34]

Yeah, I got the same email, but I can't hog all the attention...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[PeregrineFalcon 0]

22. I always feel sleepy immediately afterwards.

[Pokerstar 0]

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18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

I hear that a lot.... ;)

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[popsjumper 2]

You want stuffing?

WoW! That's the biggest fucking turkey I ever saw!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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