d123 1 #501 January 19, 2007 Hold it .... Hold it .... FLARE ... OUUUCHHHH !!! That sucker get's me every time !!!! There goes the femur!!! Again....!!!!Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #502 January 19, 2007 hmmmm, i think my arch needs some workYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,571 #503 January 19, 2007 No pussy for me, but thanks!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 1 #504 January 19, 2007 That rug really light up the room ....Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #505 January 19, 2007 QuoteHey buddy!!! My eyes are... nevermind. Oh shit - oh shit - ioh shit - where is this landing area they were talking about - and why is all this fire around me?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #506 January 19, 2007 SSso there I was >Burp< walking down the road when I shaw >hic< two hitchhiking shnails. I was lonely so offfffered them a liffft >hic< As I reached the intershection, another turtle came along >Burrp< and crashed into me. One of the little >hic< snails was thrown off my back and killed. A cop investigating the accident queshtioned the dead shnail's buddy. "What happened?" he ashked. The little shnail replied, "I don't know . . . it all happened so fasht."Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #507 January 19, 2007 "I'm really not cut out for these donkey shows."Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 137 #508 January 19, 2007 blue eyes, baby's got blue eyes..... or even better,... Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listning to the sound of my tears. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes. Turn around, bright eyes... Every now and the I fall apart. Turn around, bright eyes... Every now and the I fall apart. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry. Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes. Turn around, bright eyes... Every now and the I fall apart. Turn around, bright eyes... Every now and the I fall apart. And I need you now tonight and I need you more than ever. And if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever. And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong. Together we can take it to the end of the line. Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time. I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark. We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks. I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight, Forever's gonna start tonight. Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart. Once upon a time there was light in my life but now there's only love in the dark. Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart. Turn around, bright eyes... Turn around, bright eyes... Turn around... Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be. Turn around... But every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am. Turn around... Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wondrous as you. Turn around... Every now and then I know there's nothing any better, there's nothing that I just wouldn't do. Turn around, bright eyes... Every now and then I fall apart. Turn around, bright eyes... Every now and then I fall apart. And I need you now tonight and I need you more than ever. And if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever. And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong. Together we can take it to the end of the line. Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time. I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark. We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks. I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight, Forever's gonna start tonight. Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart. Once upon a time there was light in my life but now there's only love in the dark. Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart. A total eclipse of the heart, a total eclipse of the heart. Turn around, bright eyes, Turn around, bright eyes, turn around.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #509 January 19, 2007 Why yes i do resemble edward nortonFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #510 January 19, 2007 "Did someone just say 'sic balls'?"Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #511 January 19, 2007 Hello there, I am looking for the nearest exorcist...do you know where I might find him? _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #512 January 19, 2007 "How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Brain?"T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #513 January 19, 2007 "OW !!! Damn Bells" "Thats DUMB bells ya dumb pussy" "Oh fuck off"Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #514 January 19, 2007 I told that woman I can't stand cooked liver!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #515 January 19, 2007 Just another day at "Umbrella Relative Work Camp"..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #516 January 19, 2007 I wish I could quit you, BolasI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #517 January 19, 2007 How YOU Doin?Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #518 January 19, 2007 Hey, dumbass! Enough with the water. This bowl will hold beer too, you know.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #519 January 19, 2007 got peanutbutter? ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #520 January 19, 2007 "Good Morning... Boy, you were drunk last night...""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #521 January 19, 2007 I'm not wearing anything! I'm even taking my hat off! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #522 January 19, 2007 "Want fries with that? How'bout a hot apple pie?" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #523 January 19, 2007 Should I be waving a dollar bill like everyone else?"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #524 January 19, 2007 "They made a movie about me. It's called Brokeback Mountain." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #525 January 19, 2007 Sure, she can suck a golf ball through a hose, but can she suck the sun right out of the sky???_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites