d_squared431 0 #1 March 17, 2009 I walked in the door and set down my lunch and drop my coffee all over me and the floor. I am not caffeinated and all wet and sticky and now i have a giant mess on the floor to clean up......TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 March 17, 2009 Turn around go home and get back into bed..... start the day all over... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #3 March 17, 2009 Your not wearing green are you? "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 March 17, 2009 She says this everytime i hide under her desk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somethinelse 0 #5 March 17, 2009 Suppose what ya do next depends on where you're at right now... Are you at Work or Home?? Hope it's not gonna one of those "Murphy's Law" kinda days for ya. But once the day gets rolling like that... there goes the whole day sometimes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 March 17, 2009 Quote Your not wearing green are you? Yes I am .....I am wearing a green shirt and a scrub top with little green frogs on it. As well as a little green sticker thingy strategically placed...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #7 March 17, 2009 I feel for ya. For the third day in a row, my brother has brought his sick kids to work for me to take care of them. Yesterday, I gave my nephew some cereal. He spilled it all over himself, the chair and the floor. I sent him to the bathtub to clean up, and come to find out that he had pooped in his underwear. I didn't know what to clean up first! Today, my niece is here with a horrid cough. I've banned her from coming into my office to use the computer next to me. I will probably forever be known as the "mean" aunt now. I don't care, I have plans this weekend and snotty-nosed kids are not going to ruin it! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 March 17, 2009 Quote Suppose what ya do next depends on where you're at right now... Are you at Work or Home?? Hope it's not gonna one of those "Murphy's Law" kinda days for ya. But once the day gets rolling like that... there goes the whole day sometimes! I am making a new pot of coffee so i can get my coffee fix and thinking it was just the distraction of my friend calling me. I can not walk, talk, and clock in all at one time. I should have known better..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 March 17, 2009 Quote distraction of my friend calling me. Tell your friend to stay at least 2 hours away from you so you don't have to deal with themYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 March 17, 2009 I'm sorry. I got distracted at you saying you are now all wet and sticky and missed everything else in this thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote distraction of my friend calling me. Tell your friend to stay at least 2 hours away from you so you don't have to deal with them She lives on the west coast so she is more than 3 hours away from me....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 March 17, 2009 Cookie, Beer, Massage...go figure! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 March 17, 2009 Quote I'm sorry. I got distracted at you saying you are now all wet and sticky and missed everything else in this thread. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 March 17, 2009 Let's see the green sticker thingie. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 March 17, 2009 You are all wet and sticky I don't see the problem thereDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 March 17, 2009 Quote Cookie, Beer, Massage...go figure! To be at home with my thin mints, beer and massage chair right now...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 March 17, 2009 Quote Let's see the green sticker thingie. I will send you one...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote Cookie, Beer, Massage...go figure! To be at home with my thin mints, beer and massage chair right now... Look at it this way...no matter how icky ya feel, yer clothes will be wide awake all day! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote Let's see the green sticker thingie. I will send you one... Woohoo thanks! It's so pretty. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Let's see the green sticker thingie. I will send you one... Woohoo thanks! It's so pretty. It is the least I could do since you sent it too me....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 March 17, 2009 Nice boobies btw. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 March 17, 2009 Quote Nice boobies btw. thank you...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote Your not wearing green are you? Yes I am .....I am wearing a green shirt and a scrub top with little green tadpoles frogs on it. As well as a little green sticker thingy strategically placed... At least that's what *I* read.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #24 March 17, 2009 I feel for you. Went to sit down with a cup of coffee at work once and just managed to drop the whole lot into my lap. Luckily it wasn't quite scalding, but it was one of those how did that just happen? moments. I had nothing to change into, no stores nearby to buy new trousers and no real way of cleaning up properly, so I just had to go home again. Unfortunately I hadn't driven in that day so I had to sit on the tube, still quite damp and issuing a distinctly cappucino smell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #25 March 17, 2009 Quote I feel for you. Went to sit down with a cup of coffee at work once and just managed to drop the whole lot into my lap. Luckily it wasn't quite scalding, but it was one of those how did that just happen? moments. I had nothing to change into, no stores nearby to buy new trousers and no real way of cleaning up properly, so I just had to go home again. Unfortunately I hadn't driven in that day so I had to sit on the tube, still quite damp and issuing a distinctly cappucino smell. i am in a doctors office so there are gown tops here but I think my manager would frown if i wore just a gown and my butt was hanging out...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites