bigpapasmurf01 0 #1 March 26, 2009 So next month I play on buying a new longboard and going skydiving. I need some money fast. I have applied to several places and I plan on selling some blood plasma this weekend ($40 a donation I think). Does anyone know of any other ways to get some fast cash? Short or robbing a bank or selling drugs. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 March 26, 2009 There's always prostitution. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 March 26, 2009 Robbing banks worked well in Point Break and the drug thing, well... I'll let someone else tell you about that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #4 March 26, 2009 1. Start your own bank. 2. Request a bailout."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #5 March 26, 2009 "The world needs ditch diggers too" Bonus points for naming where the quote comes from! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 March 26, 2009 If I remember correctly there was a dizzy dot commer who sold himself as a walking billboard on ebay for a few thousand. That is always an option...[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #7 March 26, 2009 Caddyshack. The dude with the white hair that used to be on a sitcom said it to Danny."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #8 March 26, 2009 Close enough.. WINNER! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #9 March 26, 2009 Yay me!"If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opendore 0 #10 March 26, 2009 I don't know their rules on intangible things... but you may be able to sell your "soul" on e-bay or craigslist... Otherwise, foreign exchange is fun to get into for fast cash... I don't know if you will gain any cash, but it will be fast! Take Care. I don't have a license for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #11 March 26, 2009 How about slowing your roll. The sky isn't going anywhere. Find a job, take care of yourself, then go out and play. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #12 March 26, 2009 Yeah, there's infomercials on how to get rich overnight all the time. Stay up until 3 a.m., find the one you want, and order the book. It's that easy. Everybody's doing it. Cash is always easy and quick to get. Everybody should be millionaires by July or so. That'll be 3 easy installments of 49.99 plus shipping and handling of 19.99 for the referral. Let me know how it works out.Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knic 0 #13 March 26, 2009 You could always start your own pyramid scam. All you need is 3 friends and they will tell their three friend and so on...- Knic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #14 March 26, 2009 I had no idea you could sell plasma. Kick ass! Check out this cool website with plenty of other things you can sell from your body. http://www.icwt.us/index.php/2008/01/20/how-to-sell-your-uterus-eggs-kidney-liver-spleen-plasma-sperm-hair-body-for-easy-cash/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #15 March 26, 2009 Today is your lucky day! I can teach you how to make Big Money Fast. Just send me $99.95 and I will GUARANTEE you amazing results FAST! Also, along with my Secret Moneymaking Formula, I will send you a free sample of my All Natural Male Enhancement formula! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #16 March 26, 2009 Hey! You're in my territory! Get out! Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #17 March 26, 2009 QuoteYou could always start your own pyramid scam. All you need is 3 friends and they will tell their three friend and so on... Don't forget to have some sort of product to legitimize your scheme. Don't worry, just price them above the market and put serious restrictions on how to distribute them that way only your "busines owners" will buy them. To add insult to injury, make them listen to motivation speakers that infer that they will learn something as well as being motivated. Have them pay for it. This shit is legal!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
