What makes the perfect BJ?

[iluvtofly 0]

Disclaimer: At the request of an "innocent" person, I am posting this poll.

Naturally this is for research purposes. So boys, please be honest. Or else you don't have any right to complain.

If any of you are too shy to explain an "other" choice feel free to PM me and I'll post it annonymously for you. However, I'm pretty busy today so don't be surprised if your PM doesn't get posted until this evening.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Always be kinder than you feel.

[mnealtx 0]

You'd have to ask Hawkeye...

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[piisfish 136]

other

the perfect BJ is just done by the good person at the good moment.

the intentions count

the "look me in the eyes" count

and the "deep throat AND licking the boys at the same time" count

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Broke 0]

Every man is different. Some areas are too sensitive for them to have licked and sucked. Generally if they cum it was a perfect bj. Jerking the shaft, and playing with the balls whild sucking is always helpful.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[MikeMcLean 0]

One word - enthusiasm

You should like giving as much as we like receiving and it should show.

Swallowing helps to

It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

[skybeergodd 0]

The best is waking up to one. I had a girlfriend who used to love to wake me up with a morning BJ

[Tuna-Salad 0]

as a guy.. I should be happy to be getting head.. period

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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as a guy.. I should be happy to be getting head for free.. period

Fixed it for ya.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[d_squared431 0]

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as a guy.. I should be happy to be getting head for free.. period

Fixed it for ya.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[shropshire 0]

Getting one

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[CSpenceFLY 1]

A good BJ comes from someone who likes giving them.

[Thanatos340 1]

The "Perfect" BJ??

First off.. Bring me a beer and a Sammich. The Beer should be very cold, of the highest quality and Opened right before you hand it to me. The Sammich should be prepared with love and consideration. Several layers of meats and cheeses and the freshest bread possible, Preferably fresh baked and right out of the oven.

One Girl should bring the Beer, Her smoking Hot friend should bring the Sammich. Both women should be Topless and wearing nothing more than a Thong or other sexy panties at the time.

The two Ladies should start the show while I finish my sammich. Dancing and cavorting around with each other while I let my sammich settle. A stripper Pole nearby for the preliminaries is a must.

Once the Sammich has settled and more beer has been presented, It is time to move on to the main event. Never be in too much of a hurry but also never forget what you here to do. Once the cock of the infinite has risen to full mast, You and your friend should Free free the Guest of Honor.

Remember, Sharing with your friend is good. Dont Bogart the Cock!! You can work the head while your friend takes care of the Shaft and Balls (NEVER forget the Balls!!) and then swap. Teeth are strictly forbidden at all times. Once one of decides to try to see who can deep throat the most, Be considerate and remember, You gag, Your out (till you can regroup and try again). It is your friends turn to try.
If either of you start to get a Tried jaw, Swap out with your friend.. This is why you should always bring a friend to help with such important tasks.

Once the act reaches completion, Make sure you do not miss a drop and then bring me another Beer, I am most likely very tired and need rest and fluids to recuperate and get ready for the next round.

[d_squared431 0]

That is quite a list to

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[Mazz 0]

It needs to be given by someone who actually enjoys it. Id rather not have it if shes not into giving them totally takes the fun out of it.

Needs to wet and sloppy

No tugging, stroke it. Nothing worse then tugging on my junk while its dry.

Dont says shit like "Im not good at this" or "my jaw hurts" Major turn off.

Dont get grossed out when I cum. If you dont want it in your mouth then dont get it in there.

In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

[Tuna-Salad 0]

so are u trying to say that I am so ugly and repulsive that I should have to pay for head?

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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so are u trying to say that I am so ugly and repulsive that I should have to pay for head?

Of course not. Didn't you post about looking for hookers a while back?

Please forgive me if that wasn't you...

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Tuna-Salad 0]

why yes I did, but then you showed up to zhills so I no longer needed to seek a hooker...



(Not to suggest that you are a hooker or anything)
CYA

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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why yes I did, but then you showed up to zhills so I no longer needed to seek a hooker...



(Not to suggest that you are a hooker or anything)
CYA

You wish!!

Carry on.....

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Tuna-Salad 0]

I sure do..
It has been my lifelong dream to get laid by LuckyMcSwervy and do away with the hookers once and for all

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[Darius11 12]

that is perfection

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[airtwardo 6]

~The cock of the infinite has risen to full mast~

Somebody outta make a tee-shirt !

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[kmills0705 0]

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Jerking the shaft, and playing with the balls whild sucking is always helpful.

Hmmm. I always thought not using hands and just mouth and tongue was better.... I need my hands to fill my need of butt grabbing!!!

Kim Mills
USPA D21696
Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I

[airtwardo 6]

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Jerking the shaft, and playing with the balls while sucking is always helpful.

Hmmm. I always thought not using hands and just mouth and tongue was better.... I need my hands to fill my need of butt grabbing!!!

...as long as ya for-go the ole double knuckle finger wave!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Mazz 0]

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Jerking the shaft, and playing with the balls whild sucking is always helpful.

Hmmm. I always thought not using hands and just mouth and tongue was better.... I need my hands to fill my need of butt grabbing!!!

definitely gotta use your hands. Perferably both hands. Watch a porn, its a very educational experience

In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?