mnealtx 0 #1 May 19, 2009 "Stress card!! Stress card!!" ... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merino007 0 #2 May 19, 2009 I'm gonna get in trouble now I just printed the form and I'm gonna post it everywhere!! Everything in excess is bad... except skydiving and sex! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #3 May 19, 2009 Quote "Stress card!! Stress card!!" ... Wow, I always thought they were urban legends, like leprechans or skydivers who are virgins."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NiteQwill 0 #4 May 19, 2009 Ahhh... which boxes should I check? j/k I remember the hazing days at Ft. Benning... I've never had my ass kicked so much in my life.."Fail, fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #5 May 19, 2009 You know, it really hurts my feelings that you don't know the difference between "to" and "too". "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixFly 1 #6 May 19, 2009 Everyone can play... just change 'ARMY' to 'USPA' and turn the completed form in to your DZO.Is it illegal to yell "MOVIE" in a crowded firehouse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 May 19, 2009 OMG I laughed at *everything*!!! Especially the bit where "We in the Army take hurt feelings seriously".. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #8 May 19, 2009 we actually already have these posted in our company area....i especially like the question...Are tissues required? Yes No Multipule"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 May 19, 2009 ooo... I found a PDF version of it... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 May 19, 2009 Quote ooo... I found a PDF version of it... Good man!! I saved that to my desktop - I have loads of people to send it to!! Thanks also to the OP who made it all happen "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #11 May 20, 2009 Our Command Master Chief (CSM, but for the Navy) changed the wording around to reflect the Navy and send it to everybody on the command. He CC'd the senior officers too _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 May 20, 2009 Glad y'all enjoyed it!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites