PLFXpert 0 #1 June 2, 2006 A thought-provoking poll on Friday. Brought to you by the burper (all the rest are gross, you sickies!) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 June 2, 2006 None of the above. That's just (burp) sick. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #3 June 2, 2006 Damn... now my boobies are itchy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 June 2, 2006 Turds in the bathtub? Nah, that ain't all that bad--at least compared to burping! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,175 #5 June 2, 2006 burping out loud (and the louder the better) used to be a standard dz competition/thing to do. Unfortunately, it tended to become a habit that would extend to other places. Like work Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 June 2, 2006 Nuts! I forgot to add "Wedgie digger". So sick! Get a thong, lady, and let it ridePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 June 2, 2006 Hey.. I got em all!! Whoo Hooo!! Oh and Im a nasty smoker too!! Yep.. Dirty, Filthy, Nasty Habits are my favorite habits!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 June 2, 2006 I don't know if I could win a contest Every now and then I have a really loud one, but that's just the luck of the drawPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 June 2, 2006 I'll probably wish I hadn't asked... but what is a "Berries itcher"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #10 June 2, 2006 QuoteNuts! I forgot to add "Wedgie digger". So sick! Get a thong, lady, and let it ride The thought of paying to have a peice of fabric wedged in my butt cheeks all day really isn't appealing to me. I just don't wear underware, thus removing the need to dig out wedgies. Personally, as long as someone doesn't spit on my shoes, burp in my face, or fart while I'm eating, I'm pretty tolerant of all the "gross" behaviours that you mentioned. 5 brothers and Army life tends to cure a person of being delicate and polite. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #11 June 2, 2006 QuoteHey.. I got em all!! Whoo Hooo!! Oh and Im a nasty smoker too!! Yep.. Dirty, Filthy, Nasty Habits are my favorite habits!!Aren't you supposed to quit that or something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 June 2, 2006 you didn't post zit popper. i just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i don't know what it is, but I love to find a big juicy one, one that is so ripe that it itches as it lays there under the skin, waiting to erupt.... then, in gleeful anticipation, i get into position and SQUEEZE!!!! mmmm juice all over. Man it's so cool, realieving pore of it's nastiness. I also like those hard waxy seed-like ones you get, sometimes on your back... i mean really, WTF are those??? Sometimes I see the shit come out of the skin and think, holy hell, how'd THAT get in there?!? Oh man, I need a cigarette now... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #13 June 2, 2006 I bite my fingernails and I burp (but I don't consider burping a "nasty habit"). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #14 June 2, 2006 You rock. That post had me laughing and gagging at the same time. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 June 2, 2006 Quoteyou didn't post zit popper. i just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i don't know what it is, but I love to find a big juicy one, one that is so ripe that it itches as it lays there under the skin, waiting to erupt.... then, in gleeful anticipation, i get into position and SQUEEZE!!!! mmmm juice all over. Man it's so cool, realieving pore of it's nastiness. I also like those hard waxy seed-like ones you get, sometimes on your back... i mean really, WTF are those??? Sometimes I see the shit come out of the skin and think, holy hell, how'd THAT get in there?!? Oh man, I need a cigarette now... I think I am going to puke now. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 June 2, 2006 Quote You rock. That post had me laughing and gagging at the same time. mmm... laughing AND gagging! nice combination! wait til I tell you about pilonidal cysts! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #17 June 2, 2006 I'll pass. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteyou didn't post zit popper. i just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i don't know what it is, but I love to find a big juicy one, one that is so ripe that it itches as it lays there under the skin, waiting to erupt.... then, in gleeful anticipation, i get into position and SQUEEZE!!!! mmmm juice all over. Man it's so cool, realieving pore of it's nastiness. I also like those hard waxy seed-like ones you get, sometimes on your back... i mean really, WTF are those??? Sometimes I see the shit come out of the skin and think, holy hell, how'd THAT get in there?!? Oh man, I need a cigarette now... I think I am going to puke now. Walt Oh nigga PUH-LEEEZE!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 June 2, 2006 QuoteI'll pass. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #20 June 2, 2006 Nail biter. Drives my dad nutz! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 June 2, 2006 QuoteOh nigga PUH-LEEEZE!!! I don't like pus. It bothers me. It's one of those many bodily fluids that give bodily fluids the really bad name they deserve. As a nurse for 7 or 8 years, I saw the many flavors and textures that pus has to offer, and I didn't like any of them. Squeezing a zit sends pus flying through the air. Yuk!!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #22 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh nigga PUH-LEEEZE!!! I don't like pus. It bothers me. It's one of those many bodily fluids that give bodily fluids the really bad name they deserve. As a nurse for 7 or 8 years, I saw the many flavors and textures that pus has to offer, and I didn't like any of them. Squeezing a zit sends pus flying through the air. Yuk!!!!!! Walt I agree, that pus or sebum in large festering quantities is bad, m-k? the smell is positively putrid. it's about as bad as burnt flesh. but zit pus, which is in relatively SMALL quantities, not even a fraction of even the small amount of jizz an old man like YOU could shoot is quite fun to watch as it splatters on the mirror ! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #23 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh nigga PUH-LEEEZE!!! I don't like pus. It bothers me. It's one of those many bodily fluids that give bodily fluids the really bad name they deserve. As a nurse for 7 or 8 years, I saw the many flavors and textures that pus has to offer, and I didn't like any of them. Squeezing a zit sends pus flying through the air. Yuk!!!!!! Walt After working in vet med for eight years, I had seen more than my fair share as well a few weeks ago my horse got a hoof abscess and I had to soak his foot to 'draw out the abscess' before it 'blew through his hoof wall' ...anyways, I brought him in from the pasture after a few days of soaking for his next soak and saw stuff clumped to the bottom of his hoof. I thought he stepped in something, until I scraped it off I distinctly remember that smell and it is worse than I remembered The vet asks 'are you sure that is what it was' oh, yes NO DOUBT .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #24 June 2, 2006 Of your twig & berries, it's the second one Franks and beans, maybe? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 June 2, 2006 Tolerance is divine A little FYI, though, a good thong feels nearly naked I never feel mine---never have. And haven't owned anything butt (He. He.) since I was 14Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
