turtlespeed 212 #1 July 7, 2009 Please state your name and one other that you know is a smutskateer or is applying for the job. I'll Start - Since I am NOT a smutskateer - Because I have the wrong plumbing for it - I start with k-dubjumps - apparently the newest member of the Smutskateer Club SOOOOOO . . . Who's the leaders of the club That's made for you and me S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R Hey! there, Look at that Ho! there You're as welcome as can be S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R Smutskateer! Smutskateer! Forever let us hold our boobies High! High! High! High! Come along and see our thongs And join the smutskaree! S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R Smutskateer club We'll give you smut We'll try to make you . . . Horny, Randy, High, High! We'll do things and We'll tease you All around the world We'll be pro-vac-ative Who's the leaders of the club That's made for you and me S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there We're as raunchy as can be S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R Smutskateers! Smutskateers! Forever let us hold our boobies High! High! High! High! Come along and See our thongs And join the smutskoree! S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R S-M-U - You know what we want . . . T-S-K - K because you like K-Y A-T-E-E-R S-M-U. . . T-S-K . . . A-T-E-E-R See ya next time!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #2 July 7, 2009 Damn your coming back strong from you mini vacation Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 July 7, 2009 Sheeesh, Turtle... Don't hold back, mmmmkay.g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #4 July 7, 2009 Quote Damn your coming back strong from you mini vacation Yep ... the question is, how long before he is back in the dog house? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 July 7, 2009 Quote Sheeesh, Turtle... Don't hold back, mmmmkay.g Y'all have beenm way too long without proper humor.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Damn your coming back strong from you mini vacation Yep ... the question is, how long before he is back in the dog house? O I'm rumplestiltzkin, you can't catch me!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #7 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Damn your coming back strong from you mini vacation Yep ... the question is, how long before he is back in the dog house? O I think it will be awhile. He knows how to stay just under the radar. MY opinion is that he was just pushing buttons and got banned last time.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Damn your coming back strong from you mini vacation Yep ... the question is, how long before he is back in the dog house? O I think it will be awhile. He knows how to stay just under the radar. MY opinion is that he was just pushing buttons and got banned last time. DING! Oh yeah - that is something else entirely. DINGDINGDINGI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Damn your coming back strong from you mini vacation Yep ... the question is, how long before he is back in the dog house? O I think it will be awhile. He knows how to stay just under the radar. MY opinion is that he was just pushing buttons and got banned last time. Well that's putting it mildly.... more like relentless! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #10 July 7, 2009 I was trying to be nice (for once) Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #11 July 7, 2009 Quote Please state your name and one other that you know is a smutskateer or is applying for the job. I'll Start - Since I am NOT a smutskateer - Because I have the wrong plumbing for it - I start with k-dubjumps - apparently the newest member of the Smutskateer Club Karma dude.Sorry, but I don't meet all of the qualifications. My boobies are proudly held high, but you'll never see my thong. You'll just be left wondering if that's because I have a little class or because I don't wear any Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Please state your name and one other that you know is a smutskateer or is applying for the job. I'll Start - Since I am NOT a smutskateer - Because I have the wrong plumbing for it - I start with k-dubjumps - apparently the newest member of the Smutskateer Club Karma dude.Sorry, but I don't meet all of the qualifications. My boobies are proudly held high, but you'll never see my thong. You'll just be left wondering if that's because I have a little class or because I don't wear any You mean you can't be descibed by both of those?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #13 July 7, 2009 But they've been behaving and it has been nice. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #14 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Please state your name and one other that you know is a smutskateer or is applying for the job. I'll Start - Since I am NOT a smutskateer - Because I have the wrong plumbing for it - I start with k-dubjumps - apparently the newest member of the Smutskateer Club Karma dude.Sorry, but I don't meet all of the qualifications. My boobies are proudly held high, but you'll never see my thong. You'll just be left wondering if that's because I have a little class or because I don't wear any You mean you can't be descibed by both of those? Only when I'm wearing a short skirt in a darkend movie theater.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 July 7, 2009 Quote But they've been behaving and it has been nice. Lack-o-smut doesn't benifit anyone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #16 July 7, 2009 This reminds me of that one time we made up a blues song hahahahahhahahBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #17 July 7, 2009 Woohoo!!! We have our own theme song now. Thank you Turtle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #18 July 7, 2009 did you have a mental breakdown due to your little break? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 July 7, 2009 Quote did you have a mental breakdown due to your little break? Why would you think THAT?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #20 July 7, 2009 Quote but you'll never see my thong. You'll just be left wondering if that's because I have a little class or because I don't wear any Congratulations. You just passed your first interview. We look forward to hearing from you again. Edited to Add: Besides, K-Dub is only two letters away from K.Y.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #21 July 7, 2009 Quote But they've been behaving and it has been nice. YEAH!! We've been doing cool, grown-up stuff like looking down our noses at people and taking internet forums seriously! I was even gonna learn to yell at small, laughing children to get off my lawn. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote But they've been behaving and it has been nice. YEAH!! We've been doing cool, grown-up stuff like looking down our noses at people and taking internet forums seriously! I was even gonna learn to yell at small, laughing children to get off my lawn. teeeheee Wet Willy~ g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #23 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote did you have a mental breakdown due to your little break? Why would you think THAT? Cause of the song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 July 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote did you have a mental breakdown due to your little break? Why would you think THAT? Cause of the song. What - You got problems with the smutskateer theme song?Do ya Punk?Go ahead - Do you feel lucky?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 642 #25 July 7, 2009 Yes they have and yes it has. Now, were you to misbehave..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
