SpeedRacer 1 #1 September 19, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w WTFF? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #2 September 19, 2009 I heard that on the radio this morning!!! Almost my spit out my coffee it was so damn funny! He's an anchor man in New York. I think it's funny when it shows the lady anchor in the tight gym clothes and he makes his "Hey, lookin' good there, heyyyy" comment. This dude's a man's man http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/17/keep-fucking-that-chicken_n_289546.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 September 19, 2009 http://www.printfection.com/dirtyword?productid=4373636&mode=add&items=1&storeid=56620&show_invoptid=0&show_sideid=8397380&productsideid=&tab=0&show_option_num=1&keywords=&id=312569&level=2&product_location=0&store_page=&color1=1111&size1=&qty1=1&color2=1111&qty2=1&color3=1111&qty3=1&color4=1111&qty4=1&color5=1111&qty5=1 Merchandising has already begun. edited to add jpeg of the week: Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #4 September 20, 2009 Must be sweeps time again. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #5 September 20, 2009 http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/18/nyregion/18anastos.html?_r=1 Mr. Anastos has a history of using that term. Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8PfWwgY34&feature=channel_page Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 773 #6 September 20, 2009 I bet the crew at Broken Lizards is pumped!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #7 September 20, 2009 That was reminiscent of Ron Brugandy.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #8 September 20, 2009 Thats great!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 September 20, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cw_KaBD1Q4&feature=related OH MY! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 September 20, 2009 Motivational poster Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 September 20, 2009 He's Ron BurgundyMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 773 #12 September 20, 2009 QuoteHe's Ron Burgundy You mean he's Tits McGee?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #13 September 20, 2009 One day a 66-year-old new anchor is sitting in his office, getting makeup for the evening broadcast. He points to the various awards and citations that hang on the walls of the windowed, corner bureau, and he starts reminiscing. “You see these twenty-eight Emmys? In my heyday, I reported on the 9/11 attacks, and on the untimely death of JKF Jr. But do people call me ‘the Voice of the People?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “And do you see that Contract? I currently earn $2 million a year, on a five-year contract with this affiliate. But do people call me ‘the richest local news anchor in the country?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “And you see these radio stations? I started with one station, and now I own several stations all along the eastern shore. But do people call me ‘the media mogul?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “But you fuck just one chicken…” Yeah, we're going to get a lot of mileage out of this one.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 September 21, 2009 dude when I was working construction in Wasilla AK this old well driller named Teal was talking about his farm animal adventures in OK. he asked us; "boys....you ever fuck a chicken?" we laughed our faces off....he said"whats so funny?, you can fuck a chicken...hell-a chicken is gooood fuckin'!!" *more laughter followed by a pause..... then he asked; "Ever fuck a watermelon on a hot day?" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #15 September 21, 2009 QuoteOne day a 66-year-old new anchor is sitting in his office, getting makeup for the evening broadcast. He points to the various awards and citations that hang on the walls of the windowed, corner bureau, and he starts reminiscing. “You see these twenty-eight Emmys? In my heyday, I reported on the 9/11 attacks, and on the untimely death of JKF Jr. But do people call me ‘the Voice of the People?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “And do you see that Contract? I currently earn $2 million a year, on a five-year contract with this affiliate. But do people call me ‘the richest local news anchor in the country?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “And you see these radio stations? I started with one station, and now I own several stations all along the eastern shore. But do people call me ‘the media mogul?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “But you fuck just one chicken…” Yeah, we're going to get a lot of mileage out of this one. "Build a thousand bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder. Suck one little cock and you're a cocksucker for rest of your life." Scotty CarboneMost of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #16 September 21, 2009 Quote Quote One day a 66-year-old new anchor is sitting in his office, getting makeup for the evening broadcast. He points to the various awards and citations that hang on the walls of the windowed, corner bureau, and he starts reminiscing. “You see these twenty-eight Emmys? In my heyday, I reported on the 9/11 attacks, and on the untimely death of JKF Jr. But do people call me ‘the Voice of the People?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “And do you see that Contract? I currently earn $2 million a year, on a five-year contract with this affiliate. But do people call me ‘the richest local news anchor in the country?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “And you see these radio stations? I started with one station, and now I own several stations all along the eastern shore. But do people call me ‘the media mogul?’ Noooooooooooo, they don’t!” “But you fuck just one chicken…” Yeah, we're going to get a lot of mileage out of this one. "Build a thousand bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder. Suck one little cock and you're a cocksucker for rest of your life." Scotty Carbone Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 September 21, 2009 There is soooo much awesomeness in that clip, I can hardly comprehend all of it!!! Sheer genius, I am in awe. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #18 September 21, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 September 22, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1KfrlI0mU&NR=1&feature=fvwp Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #20 September 22, 2009 I have to warn you people. Stop fucking chickens. There were some incidents back in Canada a few years back, and this was the result... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_IXZ0BksgRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
